Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC

Parent, tender femme, disability lawyer, doula, lactation counselor, & advocate for strong people in vulnerable times. Hard of hearing. she/her. #BLM

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

Cops are not your friends. The only way to respond to a cop verbally is, “I want a lawyer.”

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Some inside baseball on this one: When we wrote the storyline, everyone in the production wondered why in hell the Orioles and the Maryland Stadium Authority would ever allow us to film a murder at the jewel that is Camden Yards. I went to the pitch meeting in the warehouse and Orioles execs asked their first question:
"Who gets killed?"
"A Yankee fan."
After a brief pause, they asked a second question:
"Who kills him?"
"Another Yankee fan."
Sold.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

LOOK CLOSER AT THE DRESS

I IMPLORE YOU TO ZOOM IN ON THE FUCKING DRESS

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

Good gravy.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

My daughter (now 14) has cancer. I want to talk about one of the most frustrating, painful, angering, parts of that experience. Not nausea, or hair loss, or even our health insurance. I'm talking, of course, about @MakeAWish, the worst charity I've ever dealt with.

Thread: 1/

[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

Disclaimer that my loans are now paid off thanks to a combination of a workload that burned me out and dumb luck. I'm still in favor of canceling the loans because I don't have to personally benefit to be in favor of something. 3/3

[Yilin @ The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter]

Um, hey @britishmuseum, it's come to my attention that your exhibit "China's hidden century" uses my translations of Qiu Jin's poetry, but you never contacted me for permission. Please note this is a copyright infringement! How are you going to fix this?? #NameTheTranslator

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

@RaeHoffmanJager @LawrenceMcCros3 My kiddo is an Ursula. I thought that Ursula sounded like a kid who could confidently say no, and holy hell, was I right!

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

@Too_Big_To_Fail In 2018, I went to SDNY kinda often but traveled with a breast pump. Didn’t care about my phone; didn’t wanna explain all of my extra boob-specific accoutrements as a tender hearted, postpartum, underslept half-person. 😘

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

@Too_Big_To_Fail Oh, I have a state secure pass and a federal “service” pass. I call them both secure passes.

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

@zcbgw @punished_cait Is it though? 😉

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

@apublicgood Hospital Playlist on Netflix!

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

Quaker’s 35% Less Sugar Oatmeal doesn't actually have any less sugar, it just contains 35% less oatmeal per packet. You'll never guess how much it costs. (Exactly the same as the regular version.)

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

Mercury is now direct and no longer in retrograde. Why is MS Teams so glitchy for our office this morning? @Microsoft @msteamstips

[Council Member Tiffany Cabán (D22) @CabanD22]

Instead, @NYCMayor is threatening to defund @NYC_DOT by more than $35 Million and @FDNY by more than $50 Million.

How am I supposed to talk to my constituents worried for their children’s safety, knowing that City Hall is taking steps to further increase the danger?

2/2

[Rutgers AAUP-AFT Academic Worker Union @ruaaup]

For the first time in the history of Rutgers University, all three faculty, grad, EOF, and postdoc unions have voted to go on strike. Monday morning, we are ON STRIKE. See you on the picket line. #RUOnStrike

[Doulawyer, MPH, CLEC @doulawyer]

@Too_Big_To_Fail I teared up, friend! Hooray! I’m so happy for you, your wife, and your children. 💕