Ebenezer Lich King

CEO (Circumspect Egomaniacal Ouroboros) I am but a man, only you know in your heart of hearts how much ass you suck. I have a life and you don't

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@LibyaLiberty @MikeDrucker These people are just demons walking the earth in human skin

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@JakeSherman Their body, their choice? 🤔

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@tryna_be_famous Stomach cancer makes you lose weight, too. Fuckin get on it!

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@i_zzzzzz Norogrinder

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@prem_thakker @MikeDrucker "Mosquitos" 😉

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@esjesjesj @MikeDrucker Thr GOP: a victim card in one hand and your skull in the other

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@HeerJeet War criminals gonna war crime

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@elivalley You did a great job with the taxidermy!

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@lionel_trolling Why, is New York known for pizza?

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@JordanUhl It looks like they're making it pre-vandalized to discourage people

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@kitosan Mmmmm that's some good trypophobia!

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@SenatorCollins THERE'S THAT WORLD-FAMOUS CONCERN WE ALL LOVE!!!!

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@i_zzzzzz I would like laws made against AI companies implicitly threatening human extinction. Can Pepsi threaten to poison the water supply if you don't drink their rust stripper?

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@SenatorCollins OH IS IT CONCERNING?! BETTER POUR OUT A BIG BUCKET OF YOUR WORLD-FAMOUS CONCERN!!!

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@cranbypaws_ Why is no one talking about the insane, unsubstantiated claim that it will never work again?? You are getting off way too easy here

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@runclepennybags Really it was more of Lindsey's passion project

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@MargBarAmerica @elivalley Remember when it used to matter how many people actually wanted to hear from somebody?

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@EricLeeAtty @runclepennybags Ah, so exactly what should have been said about every J6 defendant along with everyone cheering them on

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@sailaunderscore LMFAO!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SecRubio "THE INTERNATIONAL LAWS THAT WE HELPED SET UP DO NOT APPLY TO US!"