ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾

Just a wee Cavapoo. Views typed by my 🇺🇸 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 by marriage) Human: she’s not far right, she’s just right.

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

#DogsOverMuslims

That’s the tweet. 🐾🐾

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

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[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Reform UK will appoint a Minister for Deportations who will oversee the mass deportation of every illegal migrant in Britain. ✅

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

Tell us about it 🤨. 🐾🐾

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

This fat muslim somalian is now a Member of Parliament

She will bring more muslim “refugees” from her shit hole nation.

England, you’ve been conquered

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

The British state is paying out sickness benefits to almost two million people without knowing whether they still qualify, a Times investigation has revealed.

Shambles.

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

This 🐾🐾

If I can’t go in most stores then unstable, violent disabled people should be barred too.

[Audra Worlow 🇺🇸 @audrawrongspeak]

Yes at this point I’m ableist.

Stop endangering the disabled and animals and other people by bringing disabled people who are not capable of being safe into unsafe situations for inclusivity purposes.

Yes I am a monster.

Yes I’m okay with it.

Just last month we had an angry autistic man in a grocery store beat the crap out of a three year old by violently slamming his little face into the shopping cart and he wouldn’t stop chasing the family around the store until an off duty cop pulled his gun and threatened him.

His carer had zero control over him.

He survived and so did the three year old.

Leave violent disabled people at home. Leave people who are too disabled to be safe around wild dangerous animals at home.

Leave them at home.

It is not fair to anyone (least of all the disabled person in this situation) and the only reason nobody says anything is to be polite.

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

We love our Evri driver David! Unfailingly polite, knows who on the street accept packages for each other, and we bake him cookies at Christmas.

Evri just delivered a package to Hong Kong for us for half what Royal Mail would be! Great tracking.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Evri is just the shittest delivery company going. Absolutely awful. How they stay in business I genuinely don’t know.

Zero customer service, they just lie and say they’ve attempted deliveries when they clearly haven’t, and you’re left with nothing. It’s shocking.

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

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[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

I personally don’t care if this is a Restore policy as long as it gets done.

One purpose of Restore is to pressure Reform into being less wet.

But obviously have to beat the commie coalition before anything can happen.

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

Apologies for this increasingly repetitive info:

In order to get her 1992 marriage visa, my 🇺🇸 Human had to have her late 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 father in law write the Home Office he would support her if her new law school graduate husband could not.

What’s happened?!? 🐾🐾

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Reform UK will crack down on Britain’s broken asylum system.

We will impose a 5 year ban on migrants seeking asylum.

This is a national security emergency. 🚨

https://t.co/jyNPywAJEa

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

Put us down for bringing the popcorn! 🐾🐾

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

Executing the grooming gangs on livestream would be an incredibly popular policy.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Mothin Ali is a Muslim politician in Leeds, which is one of my favourite parts of Pakistan. He's famous for celebrating his election victory by shouting "Allah Akbar! This is for the people of Gaza!" and having a wife who wears the full-on niqab. Not classically English traits.

But he appeared at the Green Party conference to say he's as English as a cup of Yorkshire tea. In fairness, tea comes from India, so he's not far off.

It would help his case that he's English if he wasn't wearing a keffiyeh, the native garb of distant alien countries, and didn't have a Palestine flag pinned to his chest, and hadn't punctuated his speech with a bongo drummer straight out of Indiana Jones. Still, he’s the deputy leader of the Green Party, so maybe he just wants to fit in with its liberal white women.

Interestingly Mothin's parents, who came from Bangladesh, didn't wear traditional Muslim garb. His mum wasn't in a full burka, and his dad wore a suit. We're seeing this pattern across the West. First-generation migrants often work harder to fit in than their children do, and the expectation that second-generation migrants would be "just as British as anyone else" isn't true.

People cling to their native identity. And as communities of immigrants grow in Britain, there's no British culture in those communities for people to integrate into. When Mothin Ali says that he's as English as a cup of tea, it's probably because he thinks that swathes of England are culturally Bangladeshi. And to be fair, he's right.

The truth is, if Mothin Ali actually was English, he wouldn't be elected. He's elected by the Muslim community specifically because he's a Muslim. He campaigns in Bangla, which is the language of Bangladesh, not England.

The idea that he's English is kind of ridiculous - if I went to Bangladesh and I had a son there, and I dressed them up as a little British man, with a bowler hat, little shepherd's pie and taught him to say "how do you do" and "please" and "thank you", and he then ran for election in Bangladesh, campaigning for votes from an insular British community that lived there, and in his election victory speech shouted, "Glory be to the Anglican Church! This is for the people of Swindon!" I don't think people in Bangladesh would be like, "Wow, this guy's so Bangladeshi. He's just as Bangladeshi as... (whatever drink they drink there, made at the side of the road in a dustbin)"

But obviously this would never happen. I wouldn't move to Bangladesh because I don't want my children to grow up there. I want to live in Britain. And up until about 20 years ago, I did.

A country is more than a collection of people who recognise the same teabag. If Ali is as English as anyone else, I want to hear him shout with the same enthusiasm because someone puts up a Union Jack or paints a roundabout with the English flag.

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Ah! just like the dispersal of illegal migrants around the country, we won’t be told how many prisoners are being released early.

It’s clear that the government will hide all information it thinks we won’t agree with and punish speech it doesn’t like.

All in a desperate attempt to stop us finding out the truth…. Just in case that truth sets us free 💣

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

There's two types of people in life.
They've really come to the fore this weekend.

The ones with a 'can do' attitude who have a nice house, good job, some of whom have battled real adversity, like homelessness.

Then there's the ones who have a basketful of excuses to never do anything. And are rude and envious to those who have bothered to better themselves.

Hopefully a new Reform government will be full of people from the first category. 🤞

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

😂🤣🐾🐾

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

Yeah those Farage governments were TERRIBLE

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

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[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

People didn’t vote Brexit because of “Russian interference”.

They voted Brexit bc they wanted less immigration, strong borders, more sovereignty and could see the EU is not democratic.

Then the establishment - Tories now Labour - screwed them over.

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

My 🇺🇸 ILR Human is here because she has a marriage visa. If she — for whatever sad reason — was no longer married on my 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Human, she of course would leave the 🇬🇧 of her own volition.

You’d loose a top rate taxpayer, but there you go….

[Nick Buckley MBE @NickBuckleyMBE]

A serious question. Should we deport foreigners who cannot work and pay for themselves?

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

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[Cllr Jaymey McIvor 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @McivorJaymey]

Not sure what’s more delusional.

Burnham thinking the country doesn’t want a GE or the Tories thinking the nation will forgive them?

🤯

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Flood the country with migrants
Remove voting restrictions
Allow them to vote in forever left wing governments

This was always the plan
Labour are truly evil

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

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[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

One of the first things I will do as Home Secretary is reassign all Home Office staff currently assessing asylum claims.

They will be instantly turned into deportation agents.

If they rebel, they’ll be sacked for misconduct.

No.
More.
Asylum.
Racket.

British people first. 🇬🇧

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

As soon as those silly 🌻 lanyards became available, my 🇺🇸 Human got one and printed up a card for the plastic sleeve that stated ‘Masks don’t work so I don’t wear one’.

She delighted in holding it up when questioned.

Good girl! 🐾🐾

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Media fear porn nonsense. Nobody is debating the re-introduction of masks.

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

The invasion is getting worse under Burnham.

Only Reform UK has a plan to stop the boats forever and save Britain. 🇬🇧

[ourladyofthefirmpoops 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾 @dowdsbigsister]

Nope. 🐾🐾

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

I've never watched Strictly.
I've never watched Traitors.

Am I alone?