lilly ☀️

professional messer-upper & baby EMT

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

@megannn_lynne @stephrblake

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

Silver Springs + weed whip = lethal combo

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

Organized my yarn, spending the evening crocheting and watching my ghost shows. Believe it or not gentleman I am on the market 👀👻

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

it’s lowkey funny how thunder only happens when it’s raining like..and mind you players only love you when they’re playin :/

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

Am I lactose intolerant or is it just bad to eat eight mozzarella sticks

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

If I see one more tik tok edit to hoziers cover of crawling back to you I’m gonna need to call my therapist again!!

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

Forget Paul vs Tyson - the real battle of the century is me and my 45 year old sunbeam mixer filled with a double batch of gingerbread dough

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

If one more mediocre man claims to want a woman who enjoys “spontaneous adventures” I’m going to spontaneously combust

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

Sorry can’t go out I’m in between foundation shades and it’s just not a good time for me

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

Won trivia AND the costume contest as Princess Diana tonight. Camilla, you could never. Crusty ass hoe

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

I think those “subtle foreshadowing” TikTok’s are peak comedy tbh. That shit gets me every time

[tate @50FirstTates]

“my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news

[V$AP📓 @VsapxD]

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on Tiktok just told me

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

@heyjaeee @stephrblake

[erika @yeeeerika]

i could never be with someone who isn't snack forward, like what is the snack situation

[aria @rnostardently]

undevelop it

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

@yayaaswrlld @stephrblake

[Top chad @lilbratel3na]

youre in his dms im fcking up the youtube algorithm on his tv

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

“Cinnamon bun makeup” this, “Moscow mule nails” that. I’m begging you people to go outside and touch grass

[lilly ☀️ @down_townlilly]

God bless the child I overheard walk by my house and say “wow look at how they decorated their lawn for Halloween” when in fact my yard is full of pine needles I have not cleaned up yet. She convinced me I don’t need to do yard work this weekend ❤️