Not My President MediumRoast

I'm supposed to be Twerking right now. Surviving all the viruses and mind-numbing stupidity proffered by libs drunk on their own tears. Ascribing that to wine.

[Not My President MediumRoast @downforthejava]

Just in case you have any doubt left, your government IS conspiring against you. https://t.co/k6ZN9EcScj

[Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny]

I don’t want to see Nikki Haley merely lose the New Hampshire Primary. I want a blowout. An electoral bloodbath; so badly defeated that she packs up her Hillary Clinton-lite campaign, drops out of the race, and accepts her fate as the “conservative” talking head on The View.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Some of us have been screaming from the rooftops for like 10 years that this exact thing would happen. And here we are.

[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

Barack Obama holding for you on Line 1.

[Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author @yesnicksearcy]

The conservatives on the Supreme Court sent it back to the states, stupid. But keep allowing our country to be invaded and our economy to implode because OMG SOMEWHERE SOMEONE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO ABORT THEIR BABY

[Not My President MediumRoast @downforthejava]

Oh.

[New York Post @nypost]

Married teacher who went viral when adoring class surprised her on ‘GMA’ pleads guilty to sex with student up to 30 times https://t.co/bQMr6bw2WV

[Ken Gardner @KenGardner11]

Dead. Not dying. Dead.

[@amuse @amuse]

CLUELESS: Has there ever been a more clueless GOP Chairman than Mitt Romney's niece?

[Jeff @themarketswork]

She played the woman card right out of the gate. Now this.

Identity Politics. She’s a democrat.

[Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author @yesnicksearcy]

"I didn't get my way, Mommy. I want Biden to win and destroy America. Then they'll be sorry!" -- Baby @reeseonable

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

Someone asked me why I was so hard on @MayorofSeattle

I replied: "Because he surrendered my city to people who want to kill me"

[J.E. Dyer ☘️ @OptimisticCon]

If the House GOP were serious it would hire Devin Nunes, Kash Patel, and the team of their choosing to do exactly that.

[@T4ylor_12 @parody_musk679]

“The taste of our own medicine displeases us.”

[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

92% of the DC jury pool voted to deny him a second term in office. A trial in DC is a stalking horse for again denying him a second term in office without the possibility that he might win.

Maybe we should prosecute you for “Defrauding the US” based on your theory of liability for Arthur Anderson and hold the trial in the city where AA had the highest number of employees, and only allow ex-employees of AA on your jury.

And I get to pick the judge.

[Random Guy @NotNJ_Taxman]

The way DJT and RDS supports are acting online is how the Bolsheviks won.

[SSGoodGirl @USSGoodGirl]

Team In N Out.
Fuck off with this benevolent bullshit lol no one thinks they’re going to stay in business in a shit hole, crime-riddled city.

[Amber B. Krabach 🇺🇸 ✝️ @AK4USA]

WA State doesn’t deserve to make it. 😒

[Jeff @themarketswork]

“For over three years” Republicans have done nothing.

At this point it’s impossible to accept incompetency as the answer.

[Not My President MediumRoast @downforthejava]

@Progress_Beth @brianstelter @maddow Funny -- we have 4 years evidence to the contrary. This is PURE democrat projection.

[Not My President MediumRoast @downforthejava]

Funny -- we have 4 years evidence to the contrary. This is PURE democrat projection.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Rachel @Maddow describing Trump's dictator-worshiping pitch to voters: "If you pick me, that'll be the end of politics, and you won't have to deal with politics anymore. You won't have to deal with contested elections, you won't have to deal with contests or divisions when it comes to power, you'll have a strongman leader and I'll just do what I want. And won't that be a lot simpler? That's what he's offering. That strongman model is what the Republican base is enthused about."