Lisa 🎃

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

I’ve got two bluesky invite codes if anyone is keen

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

When you saw only one reflection,
It was then that Dracula carried you.

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

I think Kirkland Signature should start making slutty clothes

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

doctor: I’ve written you a prescription here. Follow that and let’s check in next week. It should help with your symptoms but if it doesn’t we’ll know more.

chiropractor sprinting to double kick you in the neck: say goodbye to IBS

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

@streetc69kie NICE

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

@streetc69kie Nooooooo!!!

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

Got DALL-E 2 access and immediately used it to generate 'extremely zoomed in grainy photo of Bigfoot scaling the Sydney Opera House'

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

@streetc69kie 😳

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

@streetc69kie Thank you for introducing this to me just now

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

incredible things are happening in Europe

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

@streetc69kie Oh wow! That other girl must've been so confused to be getting grades for things she wasn't submitting

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

@streetc69kie That fucking sucks wtf! How did he not notice that he had 2 of each assignment for the one student??

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

@streetc69kie Tiger is thrilled to have been included in the bathroom mirror selfie

[Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel]

craving 90s forbidden fruit

[Lisa 🎃 @downtofika]

apparently I joined twitter 13 years ago today which is just so grim