abi

i always drink coffee after i kill a man // what’s the matter, don’t you like musical comedy?

[abi @downtonabi]

This is your annual reminder that we still don’t deserve Michael Shannon

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Lived here fourteen years and only today did I realize that North Hollywood is actually Homer central

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Asking Chris Nolan if Zeus’ Law was inspired by the 30 Rock episode where Matt Damon declares Sky Law and pulls a gun out on a plane.

[Xanthony Davis @PretttyFlackooo]

Odysseus: “Did you think if you ate quietly the sun god wouldn’t notice?"

Eurylochus:

[abi @downtonabi]

@Haleyjdennis What a beautiful and awful experience, sending the most love. (And let me know when I can donate to the golf scholarship.)

[abi @downtonabi]

My biggest problem with #TheValley is they do all these establishing thoughts of North Hollywood/Sherman Oaks/Studio City and then they’re at a restaurant nowhere near there

[abi @downtonabi]

I think the best thing I’ve done in my 30s is being a part of my own literal Cheers. I met some of my best friends at a wine bar. I went to the wedding of the owner and her husband and took care of their marriage license. We have poker nights. Building a community is so worth it.

[abi @downtonabi]

When we bought our condo, my husband was insistent that we needed a 77 inch TV. I thought he was insane. It was delivered today and he was right.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[trash jones @jzux]

(david attenborough voice) the woman has eaten a very large sandwich that has depleted her energy. to survive, she now lies down for the Sandwich Nap

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

James Van Der Beek is obviously best known for Dawson's Creek, but he was so good on Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 where he played a fictionalized version of himself as a complete dirtbag.

He wasn't at all afraid to make fun of himself and his career.

Rest in peace.

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

Something has activated Leonardo DiCaprio during this commercial break

[abi @downtonabi]

@colinthecrabb Why don’t you talk to your wife

[abi @downtonabi]

Not enough Pop-Tart content in the Pop-Tarts bowl

[Cinema Joy @CinemaJoys]

All That Jazz (1979)

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

@downtonabi Love it! 😍

[abi @downtonabi]

Did you hear the news? Benoit Blanc is back. @rianjohnson

[abi @downtonabi]

@alittleleader Same, wish I’d seen the original tweet sooner

[abi @downtonabi]

Proud of the 7 rating and I definitely “softly” spinned the wheel (because I was not great at it)

[andynwof @andynwof]

WoF Recap: October 29, 2025 https://t.co/ExIdFEmlvt

This one is for you @downtonabi!

[abi @downtonabi]

@SPMJM Matt.