I was today years old when I learned this trick for foisting the end bread on your kid. Flip the bread over. Put the PB and J on the end part and then cut the crusts off because you are a good mom who would never give your kid crust.
@EverybodyWiffs Loggins rocks! Other ideas that lay on the cheese: Lionel Richie (Hello, Stuck on you), Journey (Faithfully), Kenny Rogers (Islands in the Stream, the Gambler).