Heather Johnston

Mother, wife, pediatrician, chocolatier, patient-turned-doctor-turned-patient, gardener, home chef

[Heather Johnston @heatheravilaj]

@EverybodyWiffs Good to be prepared

[Heather Johnston @heatheravilaj]

@betsy_klein Maybe they hired Four Seasons Total Landscaping to do some work...

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Lol @NorthwesternMed wanted me to replace my fitted N95 mask with their hospital-provided 2-ply today. I refused and kept both on but wtf? #mask #coronavirus #sillyhospitalrule

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@BauerJournalism This is an awkward, difficult and overly-generalized chart. This one is way more helpful

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@FortniteStatus @FortniteGame You recommend getting on 30 min early but reach capacity at 26 min early? Seems like a short window you’re offering people. Can’t you upgrade your servers?

[Heather Johnston @heatheravilaj]

@jennieweiner For example, today will be allthings pi and pie...

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@jennieweiner I actually feel like that’s even harder than having a little structure. We’ve got lined up 8 recipes to try, 2 books each, learning to use every appliance in the house independently, some TED talks to discuss and and 1 hr of family PE class per day. After that, I don’t care.

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@fransquishco I feel like one of those squares will fall off at an inopportune time because they probably used a glue stick that was pretty old (no finding available for new ones)

[Heather Johnston @heatheravilaj]

@SenWarren you're on the wrong side of the battle striking with teachers in Chicago; the state is out of money and the CTU is trying to take advantage of a broke state, and leaving kids without education. Mothers are furious, and you'll be on the other side of their line.

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Second major insurance carrier drops second large medical center in Chicago. Who’s next? #uhc #nmh #bcbsil #uofc

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@EverybodyWiffs Our house exactly

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@EverybodyWiffs Ellis claims his blue rain jacket! Thank god for L&F

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Outpatient waiting rooms feel like a black hole of time #outpatientcare #nothingelsetodo #waitingendlessly #didtheyforgetme

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Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #medicaleducation #pediatrics #adolescenthealth

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Finally - more gym in more Chicago schools to combat childhood obesity: http://bit.ly/Js1gV

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If Obama signs, no more tobacco ads near schools or playgrounds: http://bit.ly/XSBBz

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Don't ignore kids bullying kids. http://bit.ly/k2KJa

[Heather Johnston @heatheravilaj]

Careful of kids + computer cords. http://bit.ly/oyBTx

[Heather Johnston @heatheravilaj]

Graduation for junior kindergarten? Sounds like a plan...

[Heather Johnston @heatheravilaj]

Everyone should be following robcorddry for a laugh a day.