Jake Brown

[Greg Ehrenberg @gehrenbergdfs]

The Clippers punishment shows the value of journalism if it’s done properly. There’s no chance this story ever would have come to light if @PabloTorre hadn’t investigated it. It’s something the world needs more of instead of whatever the media typically is now.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

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[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

“WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT 3:30”

🗳️ 👀

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

@Chobani is the #1 yogurt brand in the country. They could have chosen to invest anywhere — but they chose Pennsylvania. 

This is just the latest proof that our economic development strategy is working. 

Bringing Chobani to Pennsylvania will strengthen our dairy industry, create more opportunity for our farmers, and reinforce Pennsylvania’s role as a national leader in agriculture and manufacturing. That’s a win for everyone across the board.

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Launching Sept 7. @markschlereth @merrilhoge @damienwoody ...

[Shane @shaneamerio]

Thank you for taking a break from sex to tweet this!! ⚡️⚡️ #bolted

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

BREAKING: We just secured a HUGE deal with @Chobani to build their first dairy manufacturing facility in Pennsylvania — the largest single investment in PA Agriculture EVER.

This $1.2 BILLION investment will create over 900 jobs over the next five years — and at full operation, Chobani will purchase 30% of the milk produced in Pennsylvania, supporting our dairy farmers for decades to come.

Our farmers have always had our backs. And this deal makes clear: we have theirs.

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

there's just a steady stream of evidence that this guy is an A+ human being

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

RFK Jr declared a war on super processed packaged food and now it’s the only thing that is safe to eat lmao

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Thanks to everyone who purchased Pardon My Book. Appreciate it more than you know.

And apologies to everyone who is a #1 NYT bestseller after us. We’ve completely devalued it)

[Jake Brown @downtownjb93]

@VetanzeTherapy Chris Harris jr

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The United States in 2026:

- Spend your week's wages to buy groceries.
- Get salmonella poisoning from the food you bought.
- Go to the doctor without insurance.
- In debt for the rest of your life.

But, you know, MAHA.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Dolly Parton will be remembered for many things, but her imagination library, a book gifting program that mailed books to kids from birth until they begin school was remarkable.

Over 325 MILLION books given away. For completely free, no charges to anyone. An absolute legend.

[Joe @JoeA_NFL]

Yeah, dude.

You're widely believed to be a sex criminal, you are the highest paid QB ever, the Browns replaced a star QB with you, and you have been objectively abysmal ever since leaving Houston.

I'd be kind of worried if they didn't hate you.

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

It’s here. And it’s beautiful.

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

Unboxing my new LeBron James 76ers jersey. I still can’t believe that any of this is real.

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Sorry I left the chat @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat . I was salty about our loss and the team we lost to was being vocal (and VERY unfunny). AWLs... I need YOUR HELP this season. I intend on being bery interactive with you, on this application. ONE GOAL. WIN.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Stella is 15, some days are slower than others. Today she had a bounce back day where she had pep in her step.

At dinner we always ask our kids their favorite part of the day and my 7 yr old said his was Stella feeling better. And ooh boy, let me tell you. Thats the good stuff

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It only took 19 months for RFK Jr to turn the once safe US food supply into a game of gastrointestinal Russian Roulette.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

If you pre-ordered a Pardon My Book at the Barnes and Noble on Clark and Diversey, I signed it.

They’re sold out on the shelf but getting more and I’ll be back to sign some more random ones. Thank you to everyone who has bought the book. It’s incredible to see the support