David Palmer

[Dutch Rojas @DutchRojas]

I thought Tesla Full Self-Driving would make my commute easier.

I did not expect it to expose me as the problem.
Turns out I was not “driving defensively.”

I was conducting a one-man municipal audit of every idiot within 300 yards.

Someone going 40 in a 25?
I had notes.

Someone taking too long at a green light?
I had a full theory of civilizational decline.

Now the car drives and I just sit there like a reformed man.

No high blood pressure.
No death grip on the wheel.
No courtroom monologue about lane discipline.

My wife noticed immediately.

She said, “You’re way more chill in the car, I like this!”

That is when I realized Tesla didn’t just make the car drive itself.

It made me stop narrating the collapse of society from the driver’s seat.

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[David Palmer @dpalmer3d]

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[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This sums it all up perfectly!

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie amplified the arts, celebrated the arts, stood up for the arts and artists.

It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not.

Next thing perhaps he will want to rename JFK Airport, rename the Lincoln Memorial, the Trump Lincoln Memorial. The Trump Jefferson Memorial. The Trump Smithsonian. The list goes on.

Can we not see what is happening here? C’mon, my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny. This is way beneath the stature of the job. It’s downright weird. It’s obsessive in a weird way. Just when you think somone can’t stoop any lower, down they go…

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.

Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

The only way Ireland's World Cup dream would continue was if they could beat Portugal at home and Hungary away. Last Thursday, Troy Parrott scored twice in Dublin to beat one of Europe's best teams. Today, in one of the most dramatic games in World Cup qualifying, Parrott recorded a hat trick, with the game winning goal coming in the 95th minute. He is single-handedly taking Ireland closer to their first World Cup since 2002 🇮🇪

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

For 7 yrs, this is what I’ve told Trump’s supporters every single day: Trump doesn’t give a damn about you. He never has. And that’s got nothing to do with you and everything to do with him. You see, Trump is humanly capable of caring ONLY about Trump. And hopefully one day you’ll realize that.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The Dude has spoken:

"ICE? Let's get ICE off our streets and into our beverages. This aggression will not stand. Let's just abide together"

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

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[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The murder of Charlie Kirk is part of a disturbing rise in political violence that threatens to hollow out our public life.

A free society relies on the premise that people can speak out without fear or humiliation.

No more political violence.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

To my friends on the right: A few months after an assassination attempt on the Democratic Governor of PA, and 60 days or so after the assassination of a MN Democratic state legislator, if your reaction to yesterday’s assassination of a right wing media figure is “screw you Joe, only the left engages in violence,” you are factually dead wrong, you’re incapable of putting your country first, and the political violence from ALL sides will only continue. If your reaction to yesterday is to declare “war on the left,” shame on you. YOU are the problem. Be better. Put your country first.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

When he called Mexicans rapists, Republicans moved the line.

When he mocked a disabled reporter, they moved the line.
When he demeaned John McCain for being a POW and insulted a Gold Star family, they moved the line.

When he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, they moved the line.

When he extorted Ukraine, shut down the government to pay for the wall MEXICO was supposed to pay for, took his daddy Vladdy’s side over our own intelligence agencies, said Nazis were “very fine people,” and said he “fell in love” with Kim Jong Un, they moved the line.

When he bungled a pandemic, asked about injecting disinfectants, and golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day, they moved the line.

When he refused to accept the results of the election, plotted a coup, and incited an attack against our Capitol, they moved the line.

When his gilded golf motel was searched by the FBI because he had our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom, they moved the line.

When he was indicted the first time, they moved the line. Then they moved it again for the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th times.

When he was found liable of sexual abuse—which the judge said could be referred to as rape—they moved the line. Then they moved it again when he was found liable of business fraud.

When a jury of his peers reached unanimous agreement that he was guilty on 34 felony counts, they moved the line.

When he pardoned every single perpetrator of the deadly attack on our Capitol—on THEM—they moved the line.

When he deployed OUR Marines on OUR soil against OUR citizens, they moved the line.

When he rolled out a literal red carpet on our soil for a murderous despotic adversary who would like nothing more than to see our democracy burn, they moved the line.

When we learned his own attorney general said his name was in the Epstein files—the very files he once campaigned on releasing but now keeps hidden—they moved the line.

When he sent his criminal defense lawyer to cut an immunity deal with a convicted child sex trafficker, they moved the line.

When he relocated that same sex offender to a bougie club-fed, despite a 20-year sentence that should have kept her locked down, they moved the line.

And now that a smutty birthday doodle and a jumbo check for the purchase of a HUMAN BEING—both with his signature—have been subpoenaed by Congress and handed over by the Epstein estate, what are they doing?

They’re moving the goddamn line.

There isn’t a thing he could ever do that they won’t accommodate. Nothing. He could set fire to the Declaration of Independence while Boerberting Putin and shouting “Death to America” on TikTok Live, and they’d pretzel themselves into whatever shape was needed to insist it wasn’t crossing a line.

Because they’re cowards. Craven, cuckholding cowards.

And for them, when it comes to Trump, there is no fucking line

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Actor Brian Cox on Donald Trump: “He might be an idiot, but he’s a dangerous idiot. I shant be going back to America too much. I can’t deal with this man. I can’t believe they have voted for him. And they can’t see what he is. The guy is a liar.”

[Vermont Green FC @VermontGreenFC]

SAINT MAXI OF VERMONT 🙏

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Congratulations to the Vermont Green who just completed an undefeated season. This is a fantastic soccer team, with great management, that has generated enormous community support and pride. 

Undefeated. Two overtime playoff wins. Now, national champions. Unbelievable.

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

Faith No More’s performance of “War Pigs,” a cover of the Black Sabbath classic, at the Brixton Academy in London on April 28, 1990, is widely regarded as a standout moment in their career.
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[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

“Iron Man” - Metallica & Ozzy Osbourne

What A Legendary Moment!Pure Metal Magic! It was a perfect clash of two titans who shaped the genre.

Ozzy Forever!
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[DMB Gorge Crew @DMBGorgeCrew]

Dave Matthews honors Ozzy Osbourne with a cover of ‘Changes’ at his 7.22.25 show in Gilford, NH

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