dpan

rome is burning, don’t be a fiddle // consulting on ux and strategy // getting an mba // he/him // any views expressed are mine and not any employer or client

[dpan @dpan]

Hey, I have been gone for a year, nine months, and 16 days, how are things going on Twitter?

[dpan @dpan]

Next up, seeking opportunities to put 20+ years of UX, 10+ years of people management, recent biz school experience, and recent consulting experience to work.

This could be fractional leadership opportunities, special projects, UX projects... let's have a conversation!

[dpan @dpan]

Been a while! I'm updating my site, but in the meantime, here are a few things I have been up to over the last several years... I'd love to get in touch!

[dpan @dpan]

I guess we’re done here.

Reach me on other networks or call/txt me [phone]

✌️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[dpan @dpan]

@jkooda ay ay ay... seems like collaborative presentation building still hasn't found it's day in the sun

[dpan @dpan]

OK design hive mind... I have a bunch of miro content that needs to somehow become a google slide deck.

I know I can export to images, drop those in the deck.

What else is there? Any kind of real import/export between these platforms?

[dpan @dpan]

My google search history today is full of queries into how to do things in Miro that all lead to Miro Community posts of people saying "I wish we could do this" but nothing being implememted

[dpan @dpan]

@secondfret @whale I came here to say this.

Coaching habit is a great framework that you can tweak if needed.

[dpan @dpan]

My 15yo is complaining that their tumblr dashboard is running slow because so many people from twitter are migrating over

[dpan @dpan]

“Uh, no, sir, they’re saying Boo-urns!”

[dpan @dpan]

My god, it’s full of stars

[dpan @dpan]

Forget it. Just text me.

[phone]

Would love to hear from you

[dpan @dpan]

I had to do a research project on how Tesla transitioned from a company that outsourced production to full vertical integration.

My biggest takeaways were that 1) it was pretty remarkable that they pulled it off and 2) Elon Musk is terrible at cash mgmt https://t.co/sAvgrzsbjZ

[dpan @dpan]

Assuming ~2,800 employees don’t hit the button (mixed reports)

Assuming high-paid, lots of long-tenure, so average... $250K base?

Awarding the announced 3 month’s severance…

That’s $175,000,000 in severance, presumably due immediately

[dpan @dpan]

Assuming ~2,800 employees don’t hit the button (mixed reports)

Assuming high-paid, lots of long-tenure, so average... $250K base?

Awarding the announced 3 month’s severance…

That’s $175,000,000 in severance, presumably due immediately

[dpan @dpan]

yeah what IS happening

[dpan @dpan]

I can't really explain it but staying on this platform as new management drives it into the ground is my way of saying "$%#*& you, dude, I was here first" despite *knowing* it's meaningless.

[dpan @dpan]

Leave Twitter just because it’s lacking resources to support its infrastructure?

Babe, I’m a parent in a pandemic.

[dpan @dpan]

@PavelASamsonov the greatest story ever told

[dpan @dpan]

but are you extremely hardcore send tweet

[dpan @dpan]

@liz__meyer plant game is strong