Devo

Barça fan since 2006 | As humble as Messi | As loyal as Puyol | As many Twitter accounts as Ronaldo’s WC knockout goal contributions

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨| Lionel Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo La Liga stats since 2009 till Ronaldo left Realmadrid.

[Devo @dpbera]

Watch out for this kid

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Welcome to the fam, Jesse. 💙❤️

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you reach that perfect level of drunk where you can still think clearly but your charisma and confidence stats get a +400% boost

[Devo @dpbera]

This is like skipping class all year and still finishing as the topper. Messi’s been ‘absent’ for the last five seasons.

[Squawka @Squawka]

Most goals + assists across the last 10 La Liga seasons. ⚽️🅰️

[Devo @dpbera]

Twenty years from now, we’ll be talking about this one guy who scored goals like this week after week, year after year, for nearly two decades.

[Devo @dpbera]

@21stCentDigBoy @Kalshi_Film

[Shelbys_fade @ShelbysFade]

The siren song from the Odyssey is so soothing and I can listen to it all day…

What comes to mind whenever you hear the sound ?

[CEO of Cache @Danky_xD]

Ain´t no way an Uzbeki Kia dealership actually posted this

[Devo @dpbera]

Johnson & Johnson shareholders in Jan 2028 🤑📈

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Diddy’s release date has been moved again to January 24, 2028, despite his recent prison fight.

It was previously changed from April 15, 2028, to February 23, 2028, and has now been moved again to January 24, 2028.

[Devo @dpbera]

Call it recency bias if you will, but this goal just might be in my top 10 Messi goals of all time

[Devo @dpbera]

Meanwhile, the Barça kids are having ice cream in a random country as I type this.

[433 @433]

𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 🫡💪

Just 10 days after the World Cup final, he's already back in training with Inter Miami as they continue their MLS season 😲

No holiday needed. His love for the game is something else 😍

📸 @InterMiamiCF

[Retropolis @retropolisart]

Rip Kavinsky 💔

[Devo @dpbera]

My dog hearing me open the fridge from the other room

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Ghost Rider enters the MCU 🔥

Ryan Gosling will star in Marvel Studios' Ghost Rider, directed by Shawn Levy. #SDCC

[Dhritiman @SonOfVaivasvata]

Why didn't Odysseus just take Agamemnon's route home after the Trojan War?

[Devo @dpbera]

13. Tenet
12. Following
11. Oppenheimer
10. Dunkirk
9. Memento
8. Insomnia
7. The Dark Knight Rises
6. The Odyssey
5. Batman Begins
4. Inception
3. The Prestige
2. Interstellar
1. The Dark Knight

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

All of Christopher Nolan's films so far 🎞️

What are your top 4? 🍿

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

A terrifying fact you should know:

Imagine a parallel world where 39-year-old Maradona was the best player at the 1998 World Cup and led Argentina to the final.

Where 39-year-old Zidane was the best player at the 2010 World Cup and led France to the final.

Where 39-year-old Ronaldo Nazário was the best player at the 2014 World Cup and led Brazil to the final.

Where 39-year-old Ronaldinho was the best player at the 2018 World Cup and led Brazil to the final.

Sounds absurd, right?

Yet that’s exactly what Lionel Messi did at the 2026 World Cup.

Messi’s longevity is something football may never witness again and to maintain that level at 39 years old is simply unprecedented. 🐐

[🇦🇷🛠️🔬🔭⚖️🇦🇷 @Rayo_Libertario]

Jamás voy a olvidar lo que hizo el gran capitán Messi 🇦🇷

[Devo @dpbera]

From a galaxy way too far away

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Most perfect 10.00 ratings since we started collecting data:

🇦🇷 130 - Lionel Messi
🇵🇹 38 - Cristiano Ronaldo
🇧🇷 33 - Neymar
🇺🇾 30 - Luis Suárez
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 26 - Harry Kane