DP Cannon 🇺🇲🦅

A conundrum wrapped in an enigma.
Husband/Dad/etc💍😉🍍 NSFW/MDNI 🔞🍄 IYKYK 😏
702 🎲 ➡️ 928🌵

[DP Cannon 🇺🇲🦅 @dpcannon357]

I love women.

My woman loves women.

[Then/Now Sport @xThen_Now]

The smoothest athlete

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Me ignoring the red flags because she has big breasts

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

So let me get this straight, I go to the grocery store and buy a pound of sliced ham in a plastic bag, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins in plastic wrap, a store-made salad in a plastic 1 tub, a plastic bottle of mustard and ketchup, but they won’t give me a plastic bag to carry at home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Only four times in NBA history has a player led the league in scoring, won the MVP, led the playoffs in scoring, won playoff MVP, and was 1st Team All-Defensive.

Career leaderboard:

Michael Jordan, 4
Everyone else who ever lived, 0

[DP Cannon 🇺🇲🦅 @dpcannon357]

@BBGreatMoments The university and the Navy have prime real estate over there

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@GoDucksnet Pat Johnson, Ricky Whittle and Bobby Moore aka Ahmad Rashad

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@GoDucksnet Ricky Whittle

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@txlatinabaddie Absolutely

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@txlatinabaddie This is hot 🔥

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Flash Shelton, also known as “Squatter Hunter" fights squatters by moving in with them and making the situation so uncomfortable that they leave, helping homeowners retake control.

Flash Shelton was grieving his father and trying to sell his mother's vacant California home when he got the call. Strangers had moved in.

Police told him it was a civil matter and there was nothing they could do. So he figured out how to become their squatter.

Shelton signed a lease from his mother to establish legal tenancy, drove 19 hours, camped outside waiting for the squatters to leave, then went in, secured the back door, installed cameras, and waited for them to return.

When they came back they found him already inside, legally. That method became the foundation of his entire business.

Once hired, his team secures a short-term lease from the homeowner, moves in alongside the squatters, and makes daily life uncomfortable, taking over common areas, playing loud music, and maintaining constant presence, until the intruders choose to leave voluntarily.

"What I used to save my mom's house, I am now using to help homeowners across the country," he said. "I've built a whole team ready to out-squat the squatters."

The legal genius of it is simple, squatters exploit the same tenant protection laws that protect genuine renters. Shelton just decided to use those same laws against them.

[sloush ☆ @sloushu]

a girl might let you touch her boob if youre funny enough

[DP Cannon 🇺🇲🦅 @dpcannon357]

One of my favorite movies ever

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Samuel L. Jackson has long said his favorite movie he’s starred in is the 1996 action-thriller 'The Long Kiss Goodnight.' Turns out his co-star Geena Davis feels likewise.

“It’s my favorite too,” Davis tells Deadline. “I’m supposed to say Thelma & Louise because that movie is irreplaceable, but I have to say, I had so much fun with Sam and we’ve always wished that we could do a sequel”

More details here: https://t.co/HbcZxSP5xB

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

He really chased the pitcher all the way out to center field 🤣

[DP Cannon 🇺🇲🦅 @dpcannon357]

@65_dkm @Super70sSports Absolutely

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@its_emstv Love it

[DP Cannon 🇺🇲🦅 @dpcannon357]

@PawgRedHead1 Good girl

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Magic Johnson is the greatest point guard to ever walk this planet and nobody is telling me any different.