Dee

{I've worked too hard and too long to let anything stand in the way of my goals. -Mia Hamm}

[Dee @dph011]

Planning my trip to Pigeon Forge - staying at Margaritaville Island Hotel. A perk for friends and family... https://t.co/lDbIh4OmfU @margaritaville

[Greys Anatomy Quotes @GreysAnatmyQ]

"Hating you is the most exhausting. And I don't wanna do it anymore." - Meredith Grey

[Dee @dph011]

Poke and frozen yogurt would be the https://t.co/QSU9fhWC4N right now. Why do I think of these things right as everything is closing. #nocshiftprobs

[ScrubsandPearls @ScrubsandPearls]

Sometimes I’m so peopled out that instead of eating my @ChickfilA breakfast inside, I sit in the parking lot so I can have zero human contact

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

I was burdened with the responsibility of making sure the potluck line stayed in order.

It was a queue cumber.

If I failed, we’d all be in a pickle.

No big dill.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

19th century Russians never threw their leaders into canyons, but that’s because they didn’t understand czar chasm.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

“I say, Mr. Stanley, bring that camera closer! You can’t possibly capture our first meeting in Africa from so far away.”

“Dr. Livingstone, I pre-zoom.”

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

As soon as I got out the clippers, the sheep began to bleat nervously.

It was shear panic.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

There’s some sort of fountain in Wyoming that spouts hot sulfurous water high into the air every hour.

All the geyser talking about it.

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

I’m adding a new triage level. Level zero.

It’s where you tell the patient “Follow me. We will find you a room.”

Then you walk them out to the parking lot and point at their car and say “get in that thing and drive home to your room”

[Bee @beesmustbesaved]

Me: I'm going for a run today.
Me: I had a good breakfast.
Me: It's nice outside.

Bed: I'm so alone, come join me.

Me: *naps*

[Avenue Pub @AvenuePubNOLA]

Last few days of voting! Help us bring our New Orleans Bar to the #1 spot! https://t.co/jm68fTGMLc

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:"I shot myself in the foot"
Doc:"U pro-guns?"
Pt:"Yes, how u know?"
Doc:"U have no "gun control""
😂😂😂😂😂

[Dee @dph011]

@CaitlinJStout

[Greys Anatomy Quotes @GreysAnatmyQ]

No matter how much we hurt them, the people that are still with you at the end of the day - those are the ones worth keeping. -Meredith Grey

[Greys Anatomy Quotes @GreysAnatmyQ]

When someone tells me a joke that's not funny. https://t.co/9qgBpNVMs4

[bex, now on bluesky @bookbeaut]

“Ann took a cab, Tom’s in the trunk, and Jerry’s on the roof.” Parks & Rec is like comfort food