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This is not a true representation of the real me.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

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Am I missing something.. is the super league that bad?

[SoM-Commando @SoMCommando]

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How is Donnie not able to get minutes in this trash team?

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“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” ― Mark Twain.

[Mutah Beale مطاع بيل @MutahNapoleon]

#Throwback reminder For myself first and also the youth
In shaa Allah recorded by @yahyabuisir

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Recruiters be like: Do you have the qualifications to quantify the qualifications of other qualified individuals?

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Did the 7 on board vote by mail?

[Mike Hopkins @Astro_illini]

With 7 people on board, it’s hard to find space for a crew portrait…fortunately microgravity helps

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Dear @Sony,
If I cannot walk into my local electronic store and buy a ps5 retail price, please count me out. Also, Delete my email from your distribution list and leave me alone.

[NM @N__M___10]

Premier league refs are the worst

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@SoMCommando You can’t talk to me if you not “top of the league.”

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Top of the league.

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If you’re blaming BLM/Antifa for storming the capital, I gotta say, get out of the echo chamber. my dog eat my homework and Twitter blocked me still gets you an F. #factcheck

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Burnley away type’ah day.

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He had to readjust the router cuz the second floor had poor signal.

[NASA Science @NASAScience_]

Double coldbags packed up by the crew aboard the @Space_Station carry many of the science samples back to Earth. Earlier this week, NASA astronaut Kate Rubins and @Astro_Soichi got some of the coldbags ready for return.

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Freakazoid the original troll.

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Whenever they say “pay later” or “0 down” you should run.

[Klarna @Klarna]

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