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Madness! #MMSelfie

[Amy Johannsen @JoChemSEP]

Congratulations to my dad, Coach Muller, for the 2022 assistant girls’ track Coach of the Year award!! So proud of you!

📸 cred: @dpmuller

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@Westside66 @RayCor3 Awesome! My son, Rayburn, is in that class!

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@SenTedCruz Holy shit you suck so much

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@caseysgenstore is this pizza gluten free? Asking for my bowels.

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@benjhaisch @lululemon This is the way.

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@johnhenrymuller Thank you brother!

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@johnhenrymuller @codypeterson @ellenwilde 🥲

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My Dad, the GOAT!

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@desmondlavelle He’ll always be Chris Gaines to me.

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@benjhaisch If only he was wearing a mask...

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@RepDonBacon Our president can literally go on live tv or address the nation on https://t.co/r84VH1UeH7. You should suggest that he do so and resign.

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@desmondlavelle Netflix would just change its name to The Tiger King Channel.

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@realDonaldTrump you are an insane human.

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@johnhenrymuller time for a paternity soul patch.

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@udisglutenfree what is this?

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@Uber_Support

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@Uber my account has been hacked. Who do I call about this?

[Matt Muller @mattmuller29]

My Dad was named one of the 50 greatest Iowa football coaches of all time. Congrats Dad! Work ethic and dedication!
https://t.co/RMpCzyI3a6

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@ChipotleTweets Omaha 72nd and Dodge

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@ChipotleTweets why even have salad dressing if it never makes into the bag?