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[🌐 @nosnusi]

Girl on tinder randomly asked my dating history while texting

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

we now go to the FIFA VAR room

[farah🇪🇬 @imprfectforyou]

When Egypt had a 2-0 lead against Argentina

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Victim of capitalism sleeps outside the Victims of Communism Museum.

[ostonox @ostonox]

they saw 11 arab men get robbed and instantly said he is israeli

[NoLifeJordan 🇨🇦🌌🚀 @NoLifeJordan69]

No one else does it like him

[Lula @LulaOficial]

Professor Carlo Ancelotti e jogadores da nossa querida Seleção Brasileira, o recado de hoje é para vocês.

Começou a Copa do Mundo e agora é hora de jogar com raça, vontade, entrega e espírito de equipe. Futebol se ganha dentro das quatro linhas, com concentração, dedicação, treino e, principalmente, bola na rede.

Quero desejar boa sorte a cada jogador. Vocês estão vestindo a camisa de um país inteiro. Eu, a @JanjaLula, e milhões de brasileiros estamos torcendo por vocês 🇧🇷

🎥 @ricardostuckert

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@LadPsycho Joshua Primo

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@Thot_Patroll_ @nayana317668

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@linaposting North Dakota easily

[Cap’n Cook 🏔️ @JazzePinkman]

Adam Silver’s resume:

-Made it harder for bad teams to rebuild🧠
-Encourages flopping 🎭
-Added ugly sponsor patches to jerseys 💰
-Put ads all over the court 💵
-Fully embraced sports gambling 🎰
-Longer games because of commercials and more commercials ⏰

Generational moron🔥

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@MonarchoHoppean @Is_Not_Brian Nike the ones making more off them

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@_britmonkey Communist drugs:
shrooms
cigs
Anarchist drugs:
Acid
Weed

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@depressedjokfan He can do it in September and miss the first month idc

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Trump and Putin travel to Xi. Xi travels to Kim.

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Smokers are the most oppressed group on the entire planet

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@InTheNixOfTime It would be funny if the Chiefs did it but the Chargers have no right

[🦒 @dpoysurtain]

@hanginonawire Bc yall play us twice and we play yall twice