David Pratt

principal engineer, bytecode respecter, very amateur (but enthusiastic) poker player, dog appreciator

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@MDNT_ANSRS @freemaowtf One millisecond is one thousandth of a second.

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@CaitlinComeskey You’re the best!

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@CaitlinComeskey We’re gonna need an 80s-style montage sequence with you training to win. You’re the best!

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@formularacers_ Can we make it a 100%/0% split?

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@legendsnation @DaleJr Clearly this came from an alternate, and actually kind of interesting, universe.

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@ScruFFuR I’m donating plasma to create liquidity

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@HoopsMike Statistically, there is one person who is incredibly disappointed.

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@Substituted_ @CarrotFollower Yeah, but he was actually good at his job, whereas Angel should have been on a PIP a decade before he retired.

https://t.co/QewOmvSuL9

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@HoopsMike It’s the best gas-station pizza in the world.

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@racepluscom I, for one, look forward to seeing GAFOT on the grid.

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I can fix her too.

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@ChampCar4Ever I still miss Cleveland to this day - it was such a great track, it’s a shame they can’t figure out a way to go back.

[David Pratt @dpratt]

I can fix her.

[monique @sloppytortilla]

That is hilarious idc

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@golfwang2022 Also it might possibly, just maybe, have to do with Florida state law regarding open air sporting events and lightning risk. I don’t think you appreciate how utterly powerful those storms get in Florida, and come out of nowhere.

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@affairemayaling Behold, an American grocery store bakery

[Emil Privér @emil_priver]

Yes, we're aware

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@ScruFFuR @hungryhorsepokr

[Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq. @DrunkKobold]

This probably looks bad to people outside of tech, but let me tell you its infinitely worse than you think. This speaks to a team so incompetent I would believe theyre illiterate.

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@andrewneeme That feeling of going from not knowing something exists to wanting one of them more than you’ve wanted anything in your entire life.

[David Pratt @dpratt]

@valigo Man, I really need to brush up on my “git-lab” and “bit-bucket” skills to work on an embedded microcontroller.