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[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

For those wondering what Temple is? READ BELOW 👇🏻 👇🏻

Deepinder Goyal just dropped that golden patch photo and everyone is either memeing or confused.

Let me save you the scroll and explain exactly what Temple is, how it actually works, and why this might be the most important consumer health device ever built.

The device is a small oval wearable you stick on your temple.

It continuously measures real-time cerebral blood flow: exactly how much oxygenated blood is reaching your brain tissue right now.

It does this using near-infrared spectroscopy (NIRS), the same technology ICUs use to monitor brain oxygen in coma patients and during open-heart surgery.

Near-infrared light passes harmlessly through the thin temporal bone, bounces off the blood in your brain, and measures oxygen saturation + total blood volume.

Hospitals trust this tech with lives. Temple just made it tiny, beautiful, and consumer-grade.

Why the temple specifically? Because the bone there is paper-thin (thinnest part of the entire skull), and the superficial temporal artery is literally pulsing right under the skin, carrying blood straight up to the brain.

It's the perfect window. Your finger pulse oximeter works for the same reason: thin tissue = clean signal.

Now the big idea behind it: Gravity Aging Hypothesis

Deepinder's core belief is that gravity is quietly killing our brains over decades.

We are the only animals that walk fully upright 16 hours a day.

Gravity is constantly pulling blood downward, so your heart has to fight uphill to feed the brain.

When you lie down at night, gravity stops opposing you and brain blood flow instantly jumps 10–20%.

This is why you wake up sharper after good sleep, and why old people nap constantly: lying flat is the only reliable way their ageing heart + stiff arteries can properly perfuse the brain.

As we age, arteries stiffen, heart weakens a bit, neck posture collapses forward (text neck = longer distance against gravity), and that small daily deficit compounds.

The result is chronic mild under-perfusion of the brain.

This isn't some wild theory: poor cerebral blood flow is the strongest predictor of cognitive decline, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, depression, brain fog, everything.

Interestingly, all these diseases hit the upper parts of the brain (cortex) harder than the lower parts exactly where gravity pulls blood away hardest.

Exercise feels magical because for 30–60 minutes your heart finally overpowers gravity and floods the brain.

Deepinder's question: what if most of the cognitive + mood benefits of exercise are just temporarily fixing our broken upright posture problem?

Temple's vision

It's the first true "heart rate monitor for your brain".

You get a live cerebral perfusion score. When it drops, the app doesn't nag you to meditate.

It gives actionable fixes:

"Stand up and do 20 jumping jacks"
"Lie down flat for 10 minutes"
"Do shoulder stands / inversion"
"Your neck has been forward for 2.5 hours straight, fix posture now"

Future versions (already in development) will go beyond monitoring.

They'll actively fix low flow using tiny electrical pulses or focused ultrasound to dilate local blood vessels on demand, exactly like hospital devices do, but automatically.

Think of it as a pacemaker for brain blood flow.

Even if the gravity theory turns out only 30% right, continuously knowing your brain perfusion is still revolutionary.

We monitor heart rate, blood oxygen, glucose, sleep, but literally no consumer device has ever measured how well the brain itself is being fed until now.

Funding isn't vibes: $50M seed from the exact same investors (Steadview, Peak XV, Vy Capital, etc.) who backed Zomato when it was just an idea.

Deepinder has been wearing prototypes publicly for months and wrote a 4000-word science post with references.

This isn't another wellness gimmick.

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

Whenever you feel down & depressed in life, just watch this.

I know it helped!

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@theskindoctor13 NO one is RESPONSIBLE for this. EVERYONE is RESPONSIBLE for this.

~LIFE...

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@MyntraSupport Kindly ensure:
the pickup agent comes to my door,
false cancellation remarks are not added again,
a different pickup associate is assigned if possible.
I also have call recordings from the previous interaction.

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@MyntraSupport @myntra Delivery guy came for return, called me up after reaching my locality and asked me to come down to him for return. I denied saying it's his job to pickup from the door. He said do whatever you want to do and just went away.

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@MyntraSupport When I refused, he cancelled the pickup and falsely marked it as “customer requested reschedule.”
I want this to be officially noted before today’s pickup attempt.
I will only hand over the product through proper doorstep pickup as per Myntra’s return process.

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@MyntraSupport Check your DM. Let me know how and when are you going to solve this.

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

I have the call recording with me. This is pathetic service. This is where @amazonIN beats u. First u send damaged product, then I can't exchange and had to create return from your support. After that this horrible behaviour from your chapri delivery guy.

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@khurpenchh बंद कर के दो भाई! Common Sense 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@Lenskart_com Looks like the PR agency is at work 🥱

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@peyushbansal What he is basically trying to say is SORRY SHAKTIMAN, aage se nhi hoga. But the important FACT is that this was your company’s policy, even if in the past. You should be ashamed and should have APOLOGISED without any IF & BUT & UM & AH, etc

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@theskindoctor13 Rathi is a kuttiya....if you give any importance to her above it then it's your fault.

In the thumbnail itself kuttiya has written "THIS IS STUPID", how much more honesty do u want from her?

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@jod_insane What did you expected from the kutiya?

Look at the thumbnail, she is already saying that this is "STUPID" ....what else do u need from the german kutiya?????

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@GabbbarSingh Absolute comedy...these kanglus have no idea what they are doing and what there future would be... hilarious 😂

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@sama ChatGPT free for life!

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@AdityaRajKaul Don't ask this question. You, yourself have answered the question in your statement.

I hope people understand the answer, if you still need hint: HINDU

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

In the eyes of these Islamist radicals, you are either one of them or HINDU.

If these piglets can see you as ONE, what is stopping you from seeing yourself as ONE.

Why are you hell bent on dividing each other.

This is the time, wake up. It's always far better to learn from someone else's mistakes rather than learning from your own.

Especially when it comes to these radical thugs, there will be NO second chance.

You will be naked, hanged from some tree while they put you on fire even before you DIE.

Remeber this, OPEN your EYES!

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

@AsharJawad @AdityaRajKaul Kanglu spotted 🤭🤭 shitty people

[Doctor Anonymous @dr_anonymously]

So what??? Where is the next step?

We are useless people when it comes to social media handling.

How the hell is the account of the puncture guy from Pakistan still working???

Is the job of the PIB only to mention the fact check and then chill.

This much even I can do, and better than the guy currently doing it. Hire me.

Atleast we will have high number of factchecks.