Dr.October

Hermit, lover of all things pasta related and a stressed out medical student.

[My Father’s Daughter @dr_nneomaa]

In my opinion, BMI is a flawed method to assess obesity in Africans.

[deni @fiagirly]

ANOTHER PODIUM FOR THE GOAT. COME ONNNNN 🔥🔥🔥

[Dr.October @dr_chomba]

@StreamzHQ Me, as an African, living in a country within Africa, watching this on my 14 pro max. 💀 WOW!

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

❤️

[Bhambatha @Bhambathah_]

The hood is not a real place

This guy impregnated a girl around and he rejected the baby, the mother’s side said no problem and went on to register him at a sangoma operational system, he’s now blind…

[aisha ⋆﹒༚𓂃⊹ ࣪ ˖ @jirtibby]

the old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where i now should place my pad

[plant a tree 🌱 @MHopeMK]

Do you know that there is a place in Lusaka where you can get free food every evening.

Hot food. No questions asked, no judgement.

It's called the Zambian Foodbanking Network. They collect food that would have gone to waste and serve free meals.

Donate to them: 0979010862

[Christian Memes and Puns @ChristianPunsOG]

Just so we're clear 😉

[Khalil @SleezeMaraj]

Y’all really hate when people show love to god publicly, I’m scared af.

[diva @divaagurlxw]

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

[Ochuko @DavidAmhewroro]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[blasé 🇿🇲 @pureblase]

Rwandese ntemba owners seeing Zambians praising them for opening early but it's only because they sleep in their shops

[Sentimental Foodie @SentimentalCook]

One thing we have to understand is that a number of governments have bought the Pegasus spyware from the Israeli company called NSO Group.

Pegasus is a "zero-click" spyware...meaning all that is required is your mobile number and you don't have to do anything for your mobile phone to be infected.
The moment the message arrives on your mobile, Pegasus secretly installs itself. You don't even have to open or click the message, because you won't see a notification.

Once installed, it will have full access to your phone...it can make copies of your text messages, emails, photos and it can even read encrypted messages on apps like Signal or WhatsApp.
It can also secretly turn on your phone's microphone and record your conversations, or turn on the camera to film you without any warning lights turning on.

There is a high probably that GRZ has bought this spyware...watch what you say....anywhere!!

[Dr.October @dr_chomba]

@MwengeL I’m curious, what courier do you use exactly? Been meaning to give the online purchase a try

[lei 𖤝 @bitefemmes]

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been kirked by.

[YIA cam🦭 @yeaitstrill]

there’s a racist grifter out there seething at the fact george floyd jokes never reached this level after years

[cindy @Djodgers]

People: it’s soooo hot outside omg

Same people: AI ME IN THE 80’s