“If you crush something as unwanted and grotesque as a cockroach, you are deemed a hero. If you crush something as beautiful and pristine as a butterfly, you are deemed a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria, apparently…”
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“Huh? You’re calling me the sappy and sentimental one here? Pfft— Well, you’re one to talk! You’re the one who brought up the topic in the first place!"
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“If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask stupid questions, alright? I’m already dealing with enough bullshit from the rest of these morons.”
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“I know I speak a little too bluntly sometimes, but at the very least I always get my work done. It's not like I got professional pride or anything, I just can't respect somebody who doesn't finish her work.”
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“Heh, well, you’ve come to the right place! Or guy, I guess I should say. I like to think of myself as a little self-proclaimed genius of my field! This type of stuff is kiiind of my entire shtick.”
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“For someone who is intimidating and works such a morbid and… gory job, you have remarkably soft eyes. It’s… honestly endearing in a way.”
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“It’s nice to just be able to talk to someone who doesn’t put me on a pedestal for once or make me out to be better than everyone… Genuinely! It’s a fresh breath of air.”
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“Well, to that I say: don’t know, don’t care. Look— It’s none of MY business. So why should I be concerned? Stay out of my business, I stay out of yours. Easy math. Got it?”
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“I knew I could count on you. Oh, you might even overtake my role as the group’s leader with that quick mind of yours, I-I’m jealous! Heh, good work, teammate.”
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“Damn, whose genes made you have that killer glare? If you keep staring at me like that, you’re gonna make me forget how to act… Geez, relax, I’m kidding!”
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“Don’t beat yourself up for it. Everyone may not like you at the moment because of it, but… just because you did one bad thing, doesn’t make you a bad person. U-Unless it’s murder, of course!”
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“Cut me some slack… I just like to argue with you because it’s funny. Anyone with a brain knows that nobody smart ever plays fair.”
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“Just who the hell does he think he is!? Oh, I’ll show him! I’ll ram into him with my motorcycle! I’ll ram into him, and we’ll see who’s laughing then!”
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“I-I don’t really do all too well with being in a leadership position, cuz I get nervous real fast. Is that surprising? Agh… Just saying it out loud is already embarrassing.”
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“Lies and contradictions litter the path of foes. The sharpest of minds will be able to penetrate their defenses.”
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Today is July 23rd which is edgy and coldhearted coroner, Hirano Kei’ichi’s birthday! Happy birthday, Kei 🩸🚬
Illustration by: @shuiixian#HeilungMatchbox
Today is July 13th which is boisterous and exuberant metal vocalist, Eiichi Denki’s birthday! Happy birthday, Denki 🎸🧪
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And finally… A big congratulations to Ogata Hinata, for placing 1st in Heilung Matchbox’s “Favorite Character Poll”! Thank you for voting! (3/3)
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