dr shit bag

sh/it

[jah @jxhmier]

i hate when people act like i won’t kill them

[erica @ericanextdooor]

she’s got larry david eyes

[claire @poopandpee333]

I treat objects like women

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

cinematic parallels

[jake @jakewebber]

has a nut allergy person ever tried to end it all with a peanut butter sandwich

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

please don’t let the Chinese lesbians see this

[cooper @marnieapologist]

i could pass a lie detector test tbh. i don’t remember a single thing ive done

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[lady bird @sarahpaulson]

when your circle small but y’all crazy

[ֶָ֢ @hsrrormvies]

as crianças tragando o cigarro falso e ele emocionado me pega muito

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Told someone to shut the fuck up at the theater and they listened

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[grovy @grovymango]

All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

dramatic ass vegetable

[layne @mooncallister]

shaving before i see my friends in case the hangout turns lesbian

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room