CJ™

Darth Vader of Pillow Fights | Not a Real Comedian | Bringer of Bacon | Taker of Walks

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[CJ™ @dr_spidertree]

Lord, grant me the serenity. Just that. I'll take care of the rest.

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@lisadewza @Co_Mill But proportionally....still flat chested lol

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@engineers_feed When I clicked follow

[VividVivka 💜 @VividVivka]

Can I get a RT for the dress....? <3

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@Fearless_Fred That's a hell of a backlog lmao!

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LOL WUT??????

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I'm convinced Mr. Cavill is the Emperor himself.

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@Fearless_Fred First was pretty big and expensive, but I only got it like 4 years ago, I still love it

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Made a roast with Squash, Whipped Potatoes, and Gravy. Bryce suggested a salad so I added a Ceasar. https://t.co/UAt4sMx2Wk

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Learning how to strip paint with sandpaper so she can paint it. https://t.co/ieLK1hCA2x

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Got the green cone installed. That should help the food waste. https://t.co/JYgoZevYpD

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Today's the day I end my time at Cyclone. In 2 weeks I start at a new company, much closer to home.

Wish me luck. https://t.co/jrnAFQiQog

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Everything can be fixed. https://t.co/53b29rOJwO

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@nonamebrands Did I make the cut off?

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Canada Day 2022 Part 2! https://t.co/2bAP8ALSbn

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Canada Day 2022! https://t.co/BwNF28JbD7

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@laurenboebert
Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦
In regards to Canada needing to be liberated, I say, fuck off.
Don't take Russia's lead and start lying to your public about why you invade a peaceful nation for your greed.

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@patriottakes Oh my, the country with a tenuous grip on what life, liberty, and happiness should mean wants to liberate us.
No thanks, no fucking way, don't even visit, stay on your side of the line, fuck all the way off, I'm breaking up with you, it's you it's not me.

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@RalphGarman @laurenboebert No problem bud 🍁

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There are far too many accounts that rely on the hardwork of others in order to produce content.
I'm talking about those that just post clips from other shows, movies, interviews, etc.
You haven't added anything. Flex your creativity.

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@RalphGarman I hope on tomorrows show Eddie gets his big release. Probably ends in a "wamp wah" lol great shower today.