Dr Spurious P

A scientist of *astounding* significance. Loves conferences, idle speculation, and post hoc hypotheses. Hates p.051

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

Like a fine wine! https://t.co/3qyfb1z0ug

[Nïck Brown🌻 @sTeamTraen]

A rare sighting in the wild of that statistical beauty, the "one-way 2x2 ANOVA".

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

Eye-eye! https://t.co/vbggmXGPki

[Strong Language @stronglang]

"Eyefuck" (also "eye-fuck") has three different senses in @MisterSlang's @gdoslang. All involve types of staring: https://t.co/kop4ocelrp

[Dr Suzy J Styles @suzyjstyles]

Top hits of academic spam: phishing for the "pre-identified scientist" 😂

Perhaps we should call it #PhDishing

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

.@UniofOxford .@Cambridge_Uni losing EU application? why not poach Trump's top Ivy League students fr Muslim countries? MAY not work though

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

My favourite day of the week! https://t.co/pI9vxw5dDc

[Paul Milovanov @wooglooskr]

CAUSAL FRIDAY — day of the week when empiricists let their hair down and throw little "because" parties.

[Lauren Gawne @superlinguo]

More on the interlingua in Google's new Translation AI https://t.co/Q1CryBbgCL

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

@robustgar @NeuroAnaTody Penis paper in PNAS 😏

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

The horror! The horror! https://t.co/K25cp1aC3e

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

Lehman: “The main adverse effect of statins is to induce arrogance in their proponents." 😂 burn! https://t.co/xkE1cN9gpq

[Retraction Watch @RetractionWatch]

.@TheLancet and @bmj_latest "are at war over statins," says @cardiobrief. Yep. https://t.co/BodHcEbdCJ

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

@OxfordSparks @OxfordPhysics
A quantum dark string brane field ? #useallthewords https://t.co/L5A0bdfhoj

[OxfordSparks @OxfordSparks]

Here's @j_dunkley on the origins of the Universe in our first ever BiqgQuestions #podcast https://t.co/tQBFTjG3lI https://t.co/PWjmyjaT1g

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

And it all ends like...#woo #sciencebesties #amlap2016

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

But then you realise you can answer the question... #amlap2016 #itwasTHISbig #totallysignificant #eyeroll

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

And at first you think, like, ask my coauthor who's not here #amlap2016 #maternityleave

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

And you're like... #aaaaaaagh #amlap2016

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

And then the TOP prof comes to the #amlap2016 poster and is all... #bam with the questions

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

And the poster audience at #amlap2016 will be, like... #cheersquad

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

Later when I present my poster at #amlap2016 it'll be all, like... #handwaving #seriousness

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

@wduyck One of these readers looks a bit more comfortable... #eyetracking #wholebook #torture #corpus #amlap2016

[Dr Spurious P @dr_spurious_p]

I'm presenting a poster later at #amlap2016 Come find me at board number P049. It will be a significant contribution.

[Dr. Primestein @DrPrimestein]

.@DrGBuckingham @Kane_WMC_Lab @StuartJRitchie Has no one brought up the pen color issue? Stabilo 68 black might only work for black comedy!