Dragon

Social life? where can I download that?

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Imagine having to be the one to explain to an alien species that we knew about global warming and did nothing about it because some of us wanted to make more money.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

One reason why the media doesn't like to talk about how capitalism is destroying the planet is because the media is capitalism.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

The saddest part of free market ideology is that if you know your job is beneficial to society, the capitalist will use this against you and pay you less, because they know people want to do jobs that help society.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

What's weird to me about the coverage of Kyle Rittenhouse is that people often like to bring up theoreticals like "what if he was a left wing protestor?"

We don't have to wonder, Michael Reinoehl was accused of the same crime. He was executed by the police without a trial.

[KungFuChess @KungFuChessOrg]

My favorite opening in chess is the French Defense (guillotining your own king).

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

Every time I see a guy’s bumble profile that says his dream dinner guest is Elon Musk, I always want to ask him if he knows he doesn’t have to admit that to people

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Waffle House is good if you like eating breakfast food at an active crime scene

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Sorry we haven't tweeted in a while. We rented our store out to Spirit Halloween for October and they wouldn't let us back in.

[Miles Greb @Goldrushcomic]

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/ >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 9 to the race of Men

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💍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i’m goofy

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

Please stop referring to the llamas as "stretched out goat type mufuckas" please, you are the professor of llama studies at Dartmouth.

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub.

[ceej @ceejoyner]

said some terrible things about a coworker's newborn when she called it a "week old baby" and I thought we were roasting it

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

The Bible is very vague as to how much Jesus could bench

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

At the end of the day it’s basic 'HUMAN RIGHTS'… Thats what this is all about…