Quiero decirles algo a las esposas.
Si su esposo no fuma, no vapea, no se acuesta al amanecer y no anda detrás de otras mujeres...
Deténganse un momento y observen cómo transcurre su día.
Porque la mayor parte del tiempo su vida es así:
Dah 21 tahun ni, @faizal_tahir kata...
"Ada yang baik
Ada yang kurang baik
Yang penting kita
Jaga sesama kita
Jadikan
Internet
Selamat
Untuk semua..."
❤️
📍🟡 “I think it’s going to hit us in June. We’re going to start seeing production stoppages, people losing overtime, shift reductions…”
The Economic Adviser to the Prime Minister’s Office Nurhisham Hussein joins The Breakfast Grille to answer:
• Why oil supply will not resume immediately after the war ends
• Why this shortage will impact every aspect of our lives beyond petrol prices
• Budget cuts to the Ministry of Health and Ministry of Education
Full interview ⬇️
Hari ni @ShopeeMY Pay Day sale with max 22% discount. Replacing broken oven. Spec wajib - limit 58cm (H), rotisserie bakar ayam, baking & pizza. Apparently Rubine has great network across Malaysia for after sales service. Decided on Rubine Nuovo. Ok ke? https://t.co/yOuJ36JFoP
Only 1 checkout per-user at this price though. Price would fluctuate until 7 May so just wait until the display price hits RM819, then select the AC in shopping cart. Vouchers will automatically apply for RM647.
Malaysia panas!!
Too good not to share. AC 1.0hp 5-star energy rating. CSPF ~6.0. Competing Japanese brand of the same rating would cost around RM1.8k, top of the line Chinese brand RM1.3k.
This one sellls for only RM647(!!). Xiaomi Fan Festival, promo only in @ShopeeMY https://t.co/HkRYdF7MZ3
"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there e a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Old Ladies...
😂😂😂
The Malaysian PM on stage with Putin:
“It didn’t start on Oct 7.
It began with colonisation.
It began with the Nakba in 1948.
with continued rejections of UN resolutions.
With continued harassment of settlers.
Where is the humanity?”
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Malaysian PM Anwar Ibrahim puts the Israeli occupation of Palestine in its historical perspective by refuting the downright lies that it all started on 7 October 2023!
Anwar rightly stated that it started in 1948 which is described as the Nakba, the CATASTROPHIC displacement of the Palestinian people from their motherland and homeland!
My woman said;
‘Men are privileged. They don’t have to sacrifice.’
I said nothing.
Just asked her to look at the Titanic numbers.
73% of women survived.
Only 19% of men did.
She tried to counter it.
Then I told her something she wasn’t ready to hear…