sam

aquarius(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but now pokemon go is down

[sam @dragonpickles]

i fckin love bruno mars and i fckin love lady gaga. guess what their song together is the best thing to come out of new music as of late.

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why is jim treating the magician poorly?

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i’ve unfortunately reached the age of womanhood where i cry whenever i see a newborn in public or when watching wedding shows.

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@falloutonprime why are we hiring newbs - this ain’t the same suit :0

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@Chrishamsling @OliviaTarrant why

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man rlly

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is it possible to like doja too much? idk. enjoy ur Thursday tho.

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if you have the slightest discrepancy in this statement, i abhor you.

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i just found out about hyrax’s and i feel robbed.

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i’ve gotten to the phase in womanhood where bradley cooper is irresistibly delectable to me now.

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telling aliens that a full bottle of gravol is a stimulant so they have a placebo effect and stay awake and then just observe them for research purposes.

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@CdnshooterG @Rogers @thepwhlofficial london

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@Alessia____C london is down :/

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i bet there’s a secret rule amongst tattoo artists that prevents them from saying “are you sure”

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@shahh i love my lizard

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no comment.

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omw to watch interstellar during depressive episode - will update during and after !!!! (praying this film will fix something for me)

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i will not be taking questions at this time.

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