Ariana

punctual princess

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My New Years resolution is to have a guy tell me that his death row meal would be my pussy

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Hell is the A train running local at 4:30 in the morning

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What’s the point of an elevator without a mirror?

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Marty Supreme opening credits made me want to have a baby

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Generally I don’t like them but I do acknowledge how impressive harmonica players are

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I think everything’s the moon

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I want to walk down the aisle to this song do you think it’s ok?

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@hahadinaaa Give me all your orange

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@hahadinaaa Orange is my favorite

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I’m unfollowing everyone on Letterboxd that doesn’t rate their movies y’all are a bunch of cowards

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I always bring boiled eggs to the airport as if I’d ever feel comfortable eating them in public

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Am I Delta Sky Priority? More like Delta Sky Afterthought

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Pasta salad is nothing without feta

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I read the word “zen” as “gen z” things are bleak

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Missing a tooth is like the bone version of having a tattoo

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I love walking alone at night because suddenly I turn into a runway model

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My biggest pet peeve is when someone doesn’t look like their name

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There’s so much silence and I’m a dj what’s going on

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I need to know Chloe Sevigny’s martini order more than anything else in the world

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Night at the Museum, National Treasure, and The Da Vinci Code are the same movie in my mind.

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Timothée Chalamet needs a hair transplant but on his upper lip