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AntiTheft

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Waaah...a lady sitting next to me wanachapa story and she says how her contract failed to be renewed when the HR viewed her Whatsapp story where she had posted her completed house..the HR said she's renewing contracts for people with rent during a meeting.. 💀

[H£ZRON NYAKUNDI ひ. @nyakundi_hezron]

What do we have here?

[Daktari Ya Wamama @OmugaBash]

This is my main hustle that puts food on the table. If you ever come across this post just Retweet cos my client might be on your TL. I deal with pure mtumba all types location Mumbai building Gikomba call or WhatsApp [phone].

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Yani Central Bank stole the Idea of the innovator of Pesalink,implemented it and left the guy who innovated it to hawk tissue papers. Dunia shamba la wanyama kweli

[The Adventurous Soul @TAdventurousoul]

10 Pictures with Deep meaning 🧵

1. This is what we're missing

[Kiyomi🌸 @nyalego002]

Kumbe Aoko was once part of the system????

[Kestin @keskanana]

Laughing at a funny comment then nione 'huyu hubamba mafala'<<<

[Meshack Kisenge @kisengemeshack1]

I'm pretty sure the Moroccan bench spent significant time strategizing how to contain Austine Odhiambo and other established starters like Alphonce Omija, Abud Omar, and Alpha Onyango—only for Benni McCarthy to pull out the emergency paper in the last minute.

[PropesaTv @PropesaTv]

Ruto wants families of those affected by protests to register for compensation, especially parents whose children were killed. That is profiling, the US Senate wants those families to testify. Ruto wants to know them by name so he can do to them what he did to ICC witnesses.

[Mumbi 🎀 @mumbi_wathika]

Tall women have really suffered fr, why is almost every nigga in Nairobi 5'6 😔😔??

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Unaamka una buy more than than Ten tickets ndio uuze at a profit, then later in the day tuna blame wanasiasa for Hoarding tickets.

Tabia mbaya inaanza tu na sisi.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

There is no shame in downgrading your life,

Don't insist on living a life beyond your income.

Life is not a straight line.

If people run away from you or gossip because you have downgraded your life, then it is even better.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Hiyo pesa you are giving your woman ni tuition fee ya the lesson she is going to teach you.

[ᗰIYᗩGI𖤍 @justachillbloke]

Abbreviation haitasave bundles yako... Text like a living thing

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

You must be planless, clueless, and incompetent by birth if after being an MP, Assistant Minister, Minister, Deputy President for 10 years and now President, you think distributing mitungi ya maji, piki piki, charan, and smokie cart is empowerment.

[Allek🦍 @AllekWest]

Healed.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Lastly,

Even if you are thirsty, there are people you should never ask for a glass of water.

Hold on to your thirst until you reach your destination.

RESPECT YOURSELF.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

— and once you buy land,

Do the following step by step:

1. Fence it.

2. Map the home and farm.

3. Build a latrine.

4. Sink a borehole.

5. Construct a gate.

6. Establish the power house.

Don't wait.

Time waits for no man.

[Levi Munyeri @LeviMunyeri]

If Kenyans can be allowed in State House for a pro-government rally, then Kenyans should also be allowed in for an anti-government rally. The High Court should be tasked to interpret this discrimination in use of public land based on political affiliations.