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[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[iiTzTimmy @iiTzTimmy]

Fuck CS2 Premier.

[Zavalr @Zavallr]

I am SO infuriated

what do you mean they waited until the LAST UPDATE FOR THE GAME to do all of these INSANELY good changes

This could’ve been the start of a new beginning bro.

[Ysla ᥫ᭡ @yslariah]

"Are u guys edating?"
No we just happen to like the same game and duo queue together all day watch movies on discord together then proceed to sleep call all night but we just good friends

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

Switzerland will be spared.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Idk how to explain it, but when you meet someone you really like, there's this urge to buy things for them.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Fuck I thought us texting everyday meant u were interested, my fault.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I could be happy af and my face will still look like this

[parks @parkersity_9]

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me every morning, deciding whether or not to go to work

[cress 🪷 @cr3ss3li4]

stop chatgpting ur symptoms, google it and convince yourself it's cancer like everyone else

[jake @jakesjr7]

accidentally just opened my front camera. we remain grateful for personality.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I am a FIRM believer in taking PTO just to stay home and enjoy my rent.

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

The ADHD diet is just accidental intermittent fasting for 16 hours, followed by a meal that looks like a raccoon raided a pantry.

My body: "We need nutrients." Me: "Say no more."

*Eats a slice of deli ham, a handful of chocolate chips, and a cold tortilla over the sink.*

[atlas @reatlashype]

People think $20k/month is freedom.

After tax: $16,250

$2,400 rent
$300 bills
$1,100 food
$400 social / gifts
$2,800 travel
$3,200 lottery tickets
$2,700 Toyota Corolla payment
$3,000 shopping
$40 investing

Congrats. You saved $150.

$20k/month is survival.

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

It's Friday!

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

one thing... I CAN NOT STAND.... is being ignored. if you're busy, say so. if you are not in the mood to talk, say so. if you are done with me, SAY SO. COMMUNICATE.

[karina @solarkarii]

My 3 year old granddaughter looked at me with her innocent eyes and said " grandma, is it normal for a woman to love a man ? " Disgusting... Forcing my granddaughter to see this repulsive hetero propaganda, a kid shouldn't be forced upon these views at such a young age .

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me passing someone : u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer