#BREAKING: Multiple advertisers, including Burger King, Coca-Cola, and Nike, have withdrawn their ads from the Super Bowl, multiple sources confirm.
The news comes after several industry reports projected record-low viewership and extremely low audience interest.
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WE ARE BACK AT HOME PLAYING IN FRONT OF THE GREATEST FANS IN ALL OF SPORTS AND A SEA OF TERRIBLE TOWELS!!!!!!
MEANINGFUL AFC NORTH FOOTBALL IN DECEMBER AGAINST A TEAM THAT IS LOOKING TO PLAY SPOILER!!!! N
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