Alex Handel

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

If you seek advice from my enemies, you are my enemy.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

Need to go someplace. Someplace where the crowd ain't so loud and you can't hear the highway.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

As a gentleman, you should go out of your way to do simple little things that will make her life easier. Hold the door, pull out her chair, and pick her a flower. You won't go unnoticed.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

Is it just me, or are the beers like water tonight?

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

Just throw caution to the wind, my friend. Then sit back and watch your life begin.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

I can't walk out of Hobby Lobby without spending at least $100.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

It's a dog eat dog world, my friend. If you cater to everyone's feelings you will surely finish last. Apologize never.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

I don't know you and I'm sure you don't know me, but you you better treat her right or I will. Just wait and see.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

Quickest way to get your ass kicked: Walk in the door and yell at my dog.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

My life just went from 0mph to drinking water through a fire hose type shit. Oh Lord when it rains it pours!

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

Country boys make great men. Because even though our dads showed us how to put beer down and spit on the floor... They also thought us how to fix anything that's broke, fend for ourself, respect elders, set an example for children, and treat women with kindness. Thanks Dad.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

Part of me says stay and suffer to make others happy. The other part of me says pick up and go run far away. Start a new life, and make me happy. What is a man to do?

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

It was 1990 somethin in the world that I grew up in. Skating rinks and black tranzams, big hair, and parachute pants. Looking back now I can see me. Oh man did I look cheesy. I would trade those days for nothing. Oh it was 1990 somethin.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

So girl what's Fort Worth like at this time of year? Is pouring down rain or is it sunny and clear? Is it hot 95 with the sun beating down? Bet it's nicer than this one horse town.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

That's great you go to the gym 9 hours a day, bud. I'm happy that you're happy about your small t shirt from American eagle fitting tight, but let's talk about beer and flaming hot pork rinds like real men, and maybe one day you'll fill out those skinny jeans.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

lt was worth the try. It's always worth a try.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

Don't you ever be afraid to take a leap of faith and give it a good try! People will point and laugh, but you'll earn your scars, and you'll come back even better. Winners are built from failed attempts. Don't you ever be afraid to try!

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

@wwwwd2 oh no! not you too! I feel betrayed.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

If you prefer turkey lunch meat over ham or beef lunch meat, we are not and nor will we ever be, friends.

[Alex Handel @dralex63]

The two best smells known to mankind: Horses and dog paws.
Change my mind.