Drawings by Sanjay🇰🇪🛫🇨🇦

From the streets of Nairobi🇰🇪, I breathe life into paper with pencil & charcoal. Hyper-real portraits that speak without words. Commissions welcome.

[Drawings by Sanjay🇰🇪🛫🇨🇦 @drawingbysanjay]

Hello everyone,
Kindly watch this video of my mom ju me nimefika mwisho apparently. In case you'd like to reach out, my number is 0713834460.
#MadarakaDay #wanaharakatiWaUongo #Ebola #Hanifa #Utumishi #LaikipiaCounty

[MissHellen @lenyzhelen]

Dear June,
please let what is meant for me find me with ease

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

I hope you guys can see the script.

Someone says they can’t name the person responsible because of defamation laws, yet they have no problem mentioning Maraga 24/7 as the villain.

That’s like being robbed outside a supermarket and, instead of blaming the thieves, you blame the supermarket owner.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Kenyans on x here is an appeal by fellow Kenyan, mom to @drawingbysanjay (who asked me to amplify); I call on you to help with whatever you can…

Contact / support: 0713834460.

[MissHellen @lenyzhelen]

At the end of the day it's just you & your little life . so go on, enjoy it .be the person you want to be .

[MissHellen @lenyzhelen]

Tunajua pesa ni yako lakini mbona ununue tecno ya 90k

[Eric @amerix]

FAMILIES TODAY:

FATHER: Absent or weak and effeminate. He can't correct children's misbehaviour. He fears his wife. Coward. He tolerates defiance from children.

MOTHER: She is disobedient and rude. Disrespects FATHER in front of children. Loud-mouthed. She can't cook or clean the house. Lacks grace. Lazy.

CHILDREN: Defiant. Talk back at parents. Shout at adults. Throw tantrums when they won't get what they want. Uncouth language.

At the dinner table: They are all on phones scrolling. No intimate conversations. Children eat from their bedrooms, FATHER on the couch watching TV, mother in the kitchen scrolling TikTok.

PARENTS denigrate teachers.

"That teacher is always broke. He stinks. His wife is poor."

"If that teacher tells you to re-do this assignment, tell me. He will know who I am."

How then do you expect the children to be obedient and respectful to teachers and the school?

Children are echoing our manners.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Useful tip:

Don’t use water to cook rice.

Use chicken stock.

[𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲©🇰🇪 @RichieHub_]

Ni mbaya wadau. AntohKE has been taken to court.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

The problem na kutweet na Kiswahili ni kuinvite low quality DMs, mtu ako huko “hi” and expect you to say “hi” again can we normalize kuwa intentional in someones Dm - say Hi, (plus why you are texting).

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

In Kenya, it all starts with rumours. So now in Kiambu kuna one case of Ebola. Weeuh

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Mbongi ya Academic Writers wanakipata

Ama how do they receive payments nowadays? Still PayPal, no?

Hiyo kazi ili niokolea after leaving Standard Media

Hata ndio nililipa fee ya first year yote UoN

Before then Woman Rep Migori, kunipea kazi Bunge

Poleni squad.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Alot of thanks to Amerix i used to be fat man hapa niliangusha kilo karibu niishe

[Eric @amerix]

If you are an AFRIKAN merchant who receives payment online,

DO NOT USE PAYPAL.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

Since 2022.

[𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲©🇰🇪 @RichieHub_]

If you're a Freelancer or you do remote tasks kindly demote PayPal as your transaction tool. They're freezing our accounts unfortunately!

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Tired of these lazy, ugly, AI-generated event flyers flooding my timeline!

Hire a real designer. Pay them. Respect the craft.

This is embarrassing. Who raised you people? 😤

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Uber, Bolt - Cabs and Bikes zimejaa NIS sai

Mostly Kalez 😉

Wana gauge mood of the kantri

Be wary of conversations with or while IN them

Payuka tu, it is your right but if I were you, kaa nyuma na ujipe *shugli*

Especially when paying with your Mpesa after ride comrades

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The West has created an utterly evil state religion where an accusation of “racism” is the gravest offense that can be committed, even worse than rape or murder!

So if police show up at a crime scene and a British boy is bleeding out and an immigrant says the British boy is racist the cops will cuff the dying British boy.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Busia county referral hospital maternity mothers share beds, huko ndio serikali inategemea kunasa Ebola patients.

Hapa tuko pabaya sana.

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

I paid my daughter kshs200 for washing dishes but now that she's sleeping I just stole it. She has to learn early that crime rate is high in this country