Robert G Evans

Navy Veteran, Hotel Clerk, Libertarian, Misanthrope. Not Necessarily In That Order.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

A pantomine horse isn’t a horse.
An open secret isn’t a secret.
A hot dog isn’t a dog.
A shrinking violet isn’t a violet.
Crow’s feet aren’t feet.
Fair game’s not a game.
Trans women aren’t women.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 The US Navy's favorite multi-purpose meat substance. Depending on how presented, it can be a sloppy joe, a chili dog, or BBQ beef.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 It's pretty good. I still favor Diet Cheerwine, but that's not available here in Florida.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 Elizabeth at The Charismatic Voice did a 2-hour+ tea time interview with Jeff Hays, who does the voices for the Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks: https://t.co/GC4IWWHI9Y

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

"When the Whip Comes Down" by The Rolling Stones would be a perfect song for AC/DC to cover.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 I've never seen a version of Dracula that I'm completely happy with. I'd love an animated series, with each episode covering one chapter of the novel.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 I've given up on it after the 5th or 6th book - - can't stand the cruelty of the Dungeon Crawler universe.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 Most of them seem certifiable.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsNZG1

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@BradRTorgersen As great a book as it is, the author made a gun error, having Rooster Cogburn *close the cylinder* on a single-action revolver. The second film is more true to the novel, but both take some liberties. Wayne's version is wonderfully entertaining.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 A local restaurant here in JAX is "Chow's Country Buffet," and on my last visit I devoured most of a pan of crab rangoons.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@BrianAtlas She's not chubby, just stacked. No loose flesh = not chubby.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@GHHILL1911 I never understood book Aragorn travelling the wilderness of Eriador and Rhovanion armed with a broken sword, myself. Bit of needless egotism, that.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

I've never understood book Aragorn travelling around the dangerous parts of Eriador and Wilderland while armed with a broken sword. Seemed a bit of needless egotism to me.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@genealogy1968 @RedWavePress He's a liberal pothead, but not a communist.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@monsterhunter45 @StephenKing Stephen is a commie at heart and always has been.

[Michael Sanders @HER0WeNeed]

Whatever you do, don't share this video either.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

UK police really don’t want you to share this video of their officer arresting an assault victim, while letting his attackers go free

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@Jringo1508 I lived in North Carolina long enough to develop a taste for the eastern NC chopped pork style with red slaw and vinegar-based sauce, can't abide the ketchupy sauce styles of Memphis or Kansas City.

[Robert G Evans @drawncutlass]

@BradRTorgersen @wtfcetialpha5 We call them "mudfish" in Florida.