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im you but pretty

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@glamdemon2004 what sub is that

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@NEGQTlVECREEP @starve_minaj "im not trying to X but Y" just means "i know what im doing is X but i know it's wrong"

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@ponettplus i remember listening to him tell the "not s&p approved has been approved by s&p" story on the nerdist podcast when i was 16, now im in my 4th year of university and im so happy to hear more of the backstory

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@drmistercody great timing cody how did u know i just spent 16 hours rewatching always sunny

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i miss getting knocked out and waking up in someones arms

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i fuckin hate when abortion is trending bc every time without fail ppl post their violent rape stories with no warning to shock prolifers as if shocking a prolifer has ever changed their opinion

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@ellle_em OP updated the story, the daughter actually recorded the mom talking abt it and posted it posing as the mom so that she could show her thousands of comments calling her a narcissist lol

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is 9am too early to start drinking

[wint @dril]

thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God .

[the point shaver @ManMalding]

@shittenlitten @olivesagan sorry bro i’m not trusting a whiphead for drug advice

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@olivesagan it' @commentiquette 's fault

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@redditships i slept with a guy that set up a mirror, held me face down so i couldnt look at him, and flexed into the mirror and stared at himself the whole time

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@drmistercody t0d4y 0n t1kt0k th3yr3 c4nc3ll1ng p30pl3 f0r m4k1ng fun 0f p30pl3 th4t typ3 l1k3 th1s

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

H. Jon Benjamin would be a good Garfield

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@dudelongcouch @Eve6 didnt he marry a confederate though

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Hey man maybe smoking during this makes you look like you're trying to look cool and also makes you sound like shit.

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@drmistercody u gotta get on tiktok if u want more terrible takes

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

hopefully this ushers in an age of terror planted deep within the hearts of standup comedians everywhere

[chris person @Papapishu]

The Oscars wouldn’t fabricate a fake assault because they could never do anything even remotely that interesting on purpose

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

our current crop of celebrities just aren’t cutting it. shein oscars