Dr Bellairs

Not a doctor.

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@Lucy_Worsley Preston bus station?

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@Albums2Hear Sorry (not sorry) but no Foxx, no 'Vox.

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@Albums2Hear "'Cos you can never really tell when somebody wants something you want too."

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@GaryDow78721572 Do you have Dens Park next door?!

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@crockpics Roger didn't get the "white trousers" memo.

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@robertmdaws @BigAlSuperhoop @retroQPR Now I need someone to invent time travel, so I can go to "Jolly Jumbo's Boxing and Wrestling Carnival." Sounds jolly exciting!

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@barafundler @jslovechild Now I just need a player called Morecambe to go with Dennis Wise.

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@robertmdaws Had the smallest boots of any professional player apparently - size 4. (Unless you know better...)

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@ThatsSoVillage Speaking as a retired groundsman who used to measure the boundary from the centre of the square my OCD is off the scale!

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@coraisabel Daisy dog.

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@coraisabel You need to see "The Crying Game" if you want a twist.

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@Graz_Jakomini If they were that bright they wouldn't be politicians.

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@RussInCheshire I went on holiday once. I didn't like it.

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@SteveCampbell68 @jslovechild I had a wheelbarrow. The wheel fell off.

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@jslovechild No, nun of them were.

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@ThatsSoVillage "Well left!"

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@RevRichardColes Pattern.

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@samwilkinson11 @CrapCric @DaveThompson939 @NobbyJ7 @joeyhuyton112 @studolman @JTabord @jacko_eldridge @Astleyy96 @geoffgray167 I lost track of how many they had run! Always was a quality scorer! 😂

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@onioncityblues @jslovechild Because the County Road Cutters and the Boro Frontline were such nice well-behaved young chaps...probably!

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@MarkGrote Black puddings.