Ben Johnson

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[Ben Johnson @drbenjohnsondc]

@Lightning100 @PearlJam @BrdgstoneArena @615jayson @theadamculver Foul Out Boy

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@Lightning100 @PearlJam @BrdgstoneArena @615jayson @theadamculver Of Monstars and Men

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@Lightning100 @PearlJam @BrdgstoneArena @615jayson @theadamculver 3 Seconds to Mars

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@FirstTNPark why is the show not on the guitar board?

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@dawestheband what time are you going on? Lines are ridiculous to get into the venue.

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@dog_rates Yay! It's #NationalSelfieDay

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@SneekTheef Lots of empty seats in Anaheim.

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@SneekTheef The $15 ticket is a promotion put on as a sponsorship and on the NHL app. Those seats are otherwise very expensive.

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@SneekTheef Face value tickets to the WCF in Nash started at $245-ish. Was regularly seeing tickets in Anaheim for $40-70 after market.

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@NashvillePW The northbound light at 8th Ave S and Wedgewood is waaay too short. 9 seconds is not long enough at rush hour.

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You know you're on Nashville when Johnny Cash's old bass player gives you an Uber ride.

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Run UFC. @Lightning100 @punchbrothers #punchupaband

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Jimmy Eat Less @Lightning100 #SlimABand

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Beer at a brewery in the mountains while Old Crow is blasting through the speakers. I've found my happy place.

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock...
Bad Minton.

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@simple It's been almost 2 years since I quite using Simple for that reason. Got the same response then. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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@simple When will you start offering joint accounts so I can give you my business again?

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@Lightning100 @wildfeathers
2 P.A.C. (Political Action Committee)

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Decent view @ Gatlinburg, Tennessee https://t.co/UKobTJz6VI

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Noms @ Geno's Steaks https://t.co/VPZYpxpuZ3