David Burant

Chef, freelance writer, and Braille transcriber.

Mostly politics, wrestling, games, & sports tweets.

All tweets are my own.

#StandWithUkraine

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Goodbye Minnie…

Through ups & downs, you & Mouse were my constants.

You lived 18+ years overflowing with love, care, comfort, & happiness.

If you have a pet. Give them extra love today. You’ll wish you did one day.

Today, that’s me.

I’ll love you & miss you, always.

[David Burant @drburant]

LFG BREWERS

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@shinobi602 The only engagement that changed was the number of subscribers that @DoesItPlay1 added to their Patreon that they were pushing during this 1 week grift.

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Soon the 1 year anniversary of driving this off the lot, fully paid for. Still love it just as much as I did day 1!

10 years ago if you told me I’d be driving my new white Mustang (in homage to my old 2001 white Mustang) I’d have thought you were insane.

How far one can come.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

The last words of wisdom of the late, great, Jim Lahey || R.I.P. John Dunsworth, taken from us far too soon…

[XBOX @XBOX]

We Are Xbox

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It’s been 15 years since I’ve been to the Milwaukee Symphony’s Holiday Pops & sat all the way in the nose bleed seats.

Now from floor center orchestra it was an even more amazing performance & magical experience!

The city is truly lucky to have the @MilwSymphOrch

❤️MKE❤️

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2005: We were struggling. I went with my mom to buy a used car & saw a white 2001 Mustang & begged her to get it hoping to one day drive it.

2015: I was given it. By then it was on its last leg.

2025: I drive a new white 2025 Mustang off the lot.

Thank you @BoucherFord

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Totally normal behavior. Because it’s not all about food. What the problem?

@TheLapsedFan #Lapsed

[Jonathan Foreman @JonEForeman]

Wow, @JohnCena really knows and understands #coffee. You’re not going to get a better, clearer take on the Flat White than this. https://t.co/3K4EODfXo7

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Going to stay off here for my mental health for a bit.

Also.

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!!

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*Turns on MSNBC*

"I'm Andrea Mitchell and I'm joined by my colleagues Katy Tur and Chris Jansing."

Me:

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Yeesh. The “fuck your feelings” crowd seems to have a lot of feelings about this.

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I’m sorry, but I’ll never get over that Joe Biden got MAGAts to wear garbage bags that say “GARBAGE FOR TRUMP.” That alone makes him GOATed President status.

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Finally reading about this dumb Peanut the squirrel story. All I’m saying to Republicans is it was an illegal alien, without the right papers, living in NY unlawfully, was arrested, & by law, deported, so to say. And it was a BROWN squirrel! Isn’t that what you all want?!

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@elonmusk

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@bustNmove Hating pants:

PAC 🤝 Randy Orton

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@TheLapsedFan Me when someone gives me an actual Payday bar:

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@BrentTerhune Dat WCW hat!

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Apartheid Elon afraid Kamala's going to put him in jail?

*me on my way to go vote for Harris*

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Elon Musk says Kamala Harris will put him in prison for life if she wins the Election

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Can Katy Tur be next too!

[Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake]

The legendary Andrea Mitchell announcing on air that after 16 years behind the desk of @mitchellreports on @MSNBC she’ll step back from daily anchor duties next year. It’s been an honor to work with her and her exemplary team on that program.