Chelsea Green

🇺🇸 ➡️ 🇬🇧 immigrant
Salesforce Admin by trade. Kryptonite: my dog whining about anything

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

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[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

@tkingdot Oh man, I tried that for the first time 10 minutes ago. I was so overwhelmed. I guess the strategy is to take one word at a time?

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

So I’ve got a tube in my abdomen draining fluid. Due to the cancer. It started leaking at the site of entry and then the tube started making weird noises. So now I’m in hospital. 🤷‍♀️

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

You know you’ve been in hospital too much when you’re like, ooh, I’ve been in this bed before! That’s comforting!

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

I guess the thing about cancer is you don’t have a lot of time left and also you have to spend that time doing things you don’t want to do.

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

*record scratch* Yup, that’s me. Bet your wondering how I got into this situation.

So am I.

Probably not going to be as quiet on here now. Need somewhere to shout into the void.

[Andrew Ellard @ellardent]

I need to post this as pretending is too tiring.

On Valentine’s Day my wife, Chelsea Green, was diagnosed with bowel cancer after weeks off work and days in hospital. She’s back there now as symptoms are treated and tests run.

Her family have flow in. We await a treatment plan.

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

Turns out I’m still upside about Traffic Lights (https://t.co/inV83zAzfR ) not getting renewed for a second series because (I assume) it was too similar to Perfect Couples (https://t.co/3JLvAIvaLG) which was rubbish

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

I which I realize I only know the words to the Craig Bond films. Like that will stop me.

[Andrew Ellard @ellardent]

It’s James Bond karaoke night in the Ellard-Green house…

[Andrew Ellard @ellardent]

Also your wife’s initials…

[Andrew Ellard @ellardent]

When you sneak your nephew and neices’ names into episodes of Nova Jones…

[Jamie Imber @SpursMedia_]

Can you all help. Back to the future is my all time favourite movie and i need to get 1985 retweets to get 2 ticket's for my birthday

Please RT #BacktotheFutureMusical @BTTFmusical #coys

[30 Rock @30Rock]

What a week, huh?

[ben @benwassertweet]

CDC says fully vaccinated people can join the cast of Knives Out 2

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

I’m really digging the Red Dead Redemption 2 epilogue. Every game should have a “building up the homestead” Stardew Valley aspect to it.

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

It’s been happening a lot since I announced I’m leaving my current job, and it’s honestly baffling

[Chelsea Green @drcgreen]

Wow, I suck at taking compliments or any positive feedback.

[LIQUID | Deejay Knight @DeejayKnight]

Proper training should produce muscle memory for the weight & feel of a taser vs a deadly weapon.

In training, if you happen to pull the wrong tool for the force level? Failure of the exercise.

If the feel of a taser vs. a pistol is similar enough to confuse? Design flaw.