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[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Nyaribari Chache MP Zaheer Jhanda buys 3 brand-new Toyota Land Cruiser J250s that will help him navigate Kisii's poor roads during his campaigns.

[Randomista @Randommest]

Wait, what?
That comment on a random kenyan doing a random thing in a random place is honestly going to be forever evergreen.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Comedian Ali Siddiq said Netflix turned down multiple comedy specials he submitted. After those rejections, he told his manager to stop pitching his work to them.

He bet on himself in 2022 and decided to independently produce his comedy specials and release them on YouTube.

Seven comedy specials later, he has accumulated over 300 million total views while doing his comedy show in arenas and is now promoting his new special like this:

“No subscription needed.”

I respect the pettiness 😂

[Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪 @JullietNjeri]

Despite being wealthy & well-connected herself, @gladyswanga had to STEAL relief food from the destitute... shaming the shameless is becoming an extreme sport in Kenya

[Ml!puzi• @Chok3man__]

X Algorithm always on point😂😂😂😭

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Europeans want African minerals, African oil, African cocoa, African coffee, African labor, but they don't want Africans

[Musa @BoyDsrptd]

halafu ukiongea against the nganya culture, wanasema you're a hater na unawaonea. these people don't deserve to be on our roads!

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Nobody can pull out a gun or guns in this great nation, attack a group of politicians, kill a driver, spray their vehicles with bullets, stone other vehicles, and more without the police shooting them on the spot—unless they have explicit protection from the government.

Just try pulling out a gun today and see if you won't be shot within the next minute, arrested, or traced back to the most remote village. You probably won't make it past the next day.

So, anything you see out there is the handiwork of the regime.

[Wanjira Maina @LegisLady]

And do you know what else comes with gangs? The use of indiscriminate sexual violence as a weapon of domination.
And do you know who the softest targets are for that kind of violence? Yes, women and children.
Look the other way on this issue at your own peril.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

You can’t upload a picture the state doesn’t like and be free in 24 hours but guys can organize themselves, arm themselves and march in broad daylight with crude weapons without the state knowing?

Stop carrying us pumpkin-wise!

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

The country is harvesting the fruits of letting the ICC cramp twins walk free.
The thirst for blood does not relent.

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

How you people thought someone that was part of YK92, a secretary general of KANU an ex ICC indicatee , and a vengeful man could lead this country still baffles me. Worst some of you still think he will change if given a second chance. You are grooming a dictator.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The biggest mistake Kenyans ever made was to make Kasongo the President.

[Theatre Of @dreaMRippa]

Is this the 3rd/4th time in the space of a couple of months?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Electricity costs have gone up again.

EPRA has added new charges that will increase power bills by Sh5.18 per unit in July.

[Fridah kwamboka 🇩🇪🇰🇪 @Fridah50605694]

@ntvkenya

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

That Kasongo guy once said if there is no country for him then there is no country for you.

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

“This is the lowest we have sunk as a country, that goons can go brandishing weapons, bows, arrows and pangas openly in public, marching in the streets to go attack a congregation in church or people who are just exercising their freedom of assembly…”

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

They will Tell you that Africa, Haiti, and all these dark nations are shithole countries but they will never tell you that they killed anyone who tried to fix it.

[phantéau @_wangwe]

2.4 million additional Kenyans to fall into poverty by the end of 2026 but have you seen the over pass on Ngong road that the president went to launch?