DreadPastorRoberts

Dark Knight of the #UMC

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Breaking News: @GlobalMChurch pledges full allegiance to Donald Trump. "We like Jesus, but we need to go with a winner," said Bishop Scott Jones.

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When Bishop Bob Schnase retires, will Missouri, Rio Texas, and New Mexico get all their camps back? No. Will someone realize they were integral to the ministry of those conferences? Perhaps. #UMC @umcbishops

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#UMC Bishop Bob Schnase announces he will join @GlobalMChurch. "He has already done so much for us," leaders say.

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@rpatrickmoore His 6th practice is secrecy.
His 7th is cruelty.

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Will Rio Texas clergy finally revolt against Bishop Robert Schnase? More and more elders and deacons are speaking out about the secrecy and cruelty under the bishop's hard-line rule. #UMC

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Will the @GlobalMChurch be switching over to the new God Bless the USA Bible? #umc

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The @GlobalMChurch begins its move toward the @SouthernBapCon – Despite their claims, be assured the men of the GMC are working behind closed doors to deal with the issue of women clergy.

https://t.co/JN4bbibYlU

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@markdtooley @TheIRD

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@ptribb22 @markdtooley How is it not not true?

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@ptribb22 @markdtooley Yes. That is exactly the narrative the IRD created.

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@markdtooley Context tells me you are kidding. Experience tells me you would add a "must hate gay" provision.

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@markdtooley Maybe eventually, we will annoy you enough that you will find something else to gripe about.

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@UMC_CommonSense I fear that whole arrest, fake trial, and crucifixion thing might happen again.

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@UMC_CommonSense I wonder if they will make it that long.

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BREAKING: The Global Methodist Church #GMC awards its new Excellence in Evangelism Award to United Methodist Church #UMC bishop Robert Schnase. "The bishop's leadership style is uniquely suited to get people to leave his denomination and join ours," said GMC Bishop Scott Jones.

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@GlobalMChurch Can they connect if they are gay? Or is that not allowed?

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@markdtooley Is it warm in the little bubble you live in?

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Wait. I'm just checking some popular theology here. Are you saying that God let his own son suffer and die, and now I am supposed to trust this same God to take care of me?