Jayyyyyy

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[Jayyyyyy @dreamchayzer]

Ya Allah favor us. Amin.

[anasyazid @anasyazid]

Family support is everything, but my parents' sacrifices never ceased. My father ensured my fees were paid while my late mother woke up daily to make my meals and instilled the discipline I live by. She was there for every milestone. May Allah grant her Jannatul Firdaus. 🙏🏽

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[أنــــس🍷 @malantrent]

What department is this?

[🐾 @elsdawg]

how exactly was this conducted???

[Uncle K @khalid_iyal]

I’m sorry, but some ladies spend their prime years at university having all the fun they want, chilling with the big boys, “shishaying,” partying, and “sleepovering” at men’s houses. They flex designer clothes and phones, roam fancy restaurants and luxury hotels, and look down on their friends and course mates, thinking they’ve already made it in life. They reject the gentlemen who are willing to settle down with them, believing this is their time to shine and that marriage should wait, and shouldn’t distract them from the fun.
After university, sugar daddies take over and the life of enjoyment continues, until they reach a certain age. That’s when they finally start thinking about settling down. By then, the men who were spending on them have moved on to younger girls and stopped taking their calls. Meanwhile, all the decent gentlemen have already settled down with the more sensible women.
Now they come back to their senses, acting all holy, and start disturbing the same guys they looked down on back in university, simply because those guys are doing well now. They actually think these guys will marry them? lol.
I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s time for you to taste your own medicine. You will not have this fine boy, because he deserves better.
Ladies, wise up and utilize your time wisely. Your prime stops at 25 and if you’ve money early 30s. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Oghenerukevwe @dr_rhookie]

50k 💔
I did my nysc in a military hospital and that was our monthly salary

They paid us cash and we’d have to be on a straight line to collect.

[Alté of Lasgidi 🪖 @onetruechap]

no be meme

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[Your Lady 🌸 @your_ladynow]

This is how a male bestie should look 😏

[Bady @MalanBady_]

2015. 2026.

[Katy  @Maroup_]

Then vs now. All glory to God. 🙏

2011 2026

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

One of the most useless gums ever😂

[Nameer @NameerGaya]

🐏

[Jayyyyyy @dreamchayzer]

@khalid_iyal Inafa. Ko Mutum daya ban ba

[PRIEST🇵🇹 @onlyonepriest1]

Since I chop this egusi wey I use ChatGTP cook I never get myself

[Jayyyyyy @dreamchayzer]

@khalid_iyal Yes now😂😂😂😂😂

[Uncle K @khalid_iyal]

Cheers to all of us who spent all our May salary on Eid before we even enter June…. 🥂
Our naman Sallah will be there for us in times of hunger, and we will be trekking to work, right? 😂

[Mr. El-Bonga @el_bonga]

Bida men have arrived.