okay i still have a voice but i sound like 5sos going through PUBERTY!!! I ENJOYED THE SHOW AND MEETING ALL KINDS OF NEW PEOPLE IN THE PIT!!! @katieschroederr @valntynehae @talkfastgold and i think i saw @shmandeluca
Cashier at Target scanned my items and said "rough week?"
Me: Why?
Her: You're buying ice cream, wine, tissues, and a stuffed elephant.
Me: The elephant's cute.
Her: I'm not judging. I'm concerned.
Me: Breakup.
Her: Thought so.
Me: That obvious?
Her: Honey, I've worked here six years. I can read a cart like a therapist reads body language.
Me: What else do carts tell you?
Her: Guy yesterday bought three plungers and a prayer candle. Didn't ask.
Me: Probably shouldn't.
Her: Woman last week bought alphabet magnets and tequila. No kids.
Me: Maybe she was learning Spanish?
Her: At midnight on a Tuesday?
Me: Fair point.
She bagged my stuff carefully.
Her: The elephant's a good choice.
Me: Yeah?
Her: Better than the wine honestly.
Me: Should I put the wine back?
Her: Absolutely not. Just saying the elephant will last longer.
She drew a smiley face on my receipt.
Her: You'll be okay.
Me: How do you know?
Her: You bought the small wine. Means you still have some self-control.
Made me laugh for the first time in days.
Still have the elephant.
It's every member for themselves when @5SOS faces off on the next Hot Ones Versus! Everyone's a Star but who will take home the coveted Chicken Wing trophy? Place your predictions below and catch the clash next Tuesday at 1 PM EST on First We Feast’s YouTube.
the summer brothers have returned and this time as a quartet!! thanks again @cowboysmusicfestival for having us! the star power in Canada was OFF THE CHARTS and we can’t believe we won COWBOY BAND OF THE YEAR!!! See you tonight, San Diego
the man, the myth, the legend that has spilled his actual blood sweat and tears every night on this tour and is THE backbone of every show. Everyone wish Ash a happy birthday!!
two anniversaries back to back!! to be able to continually do the thing we love as a band is absolutely magic. happy 12 years to self titled…it really does just keep getting better