billy

diplo and drake fan 💋

[ketamine snoopy @egodeathceo]

I can’t explain why but if you want a foldable phone you are spiritually Chinese

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[rafa @docessbarbaros]

ela só conseguiu pensar no livro que leu quando era CRIANÇA e o outro respondeu a bíblia. nasceram pra ficar juntos mesmo

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

this is what shane thought would happen for his first goal after he got outed

[𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 𝘏𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟 ♡'s 𝘐𝑣𝑎𝑛 ❤︎ @wtmha__]

Rare sight of a beautiful pop girl dating a not ugly man

[⛓ next level Alfi ⛓ @nextlevelalfi]

Este descenso necesita ser estudiado. Cómo vas a pasar de sacar un EP con personalidad a un álbum debut que suena a puros descartes de Tate McRae y Ariana Grande? 😭

[axérico vespúcio @brioco__]

quando tinha 13 meu sonho era ser assim

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

If the internet was normal, and everyone's brain hadn't already been turned to soup, they would marvel at how the most famous woman in the world was able to have a 1000 person wedding and keep it completely private.

2 months later, not only have you not seen one picture, but none of the 1000 guests (who did not sign NDAs) have leaked private details. All of the stories have been general platitudes and minor things.

In a sane world, this would be considered an unthinkable achievement.

[𝒜. @yslsaintbarbie]

I mean have you seen anyone badder

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that

[nahi @fairybrinas]

lo quiero ver en bolas YA # apuren los tramites

[Lucas ♰ @lumaccoo]

She will tell us about how rich and famous she is and that her name is Lalisa

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

everyone dunking saying this can’t be true because the gays would’ve outed him by now clearly have never dealt with trade like this because if you had you’d know THE GAYS WOULDNT BE THERE IN THE ROOM TO BEGIN WITH.

If Hunter got slammed and caught a chem-induced cock craving, it would be with another straight-but-open addict who likely won’t run to social media to “brag” because what they experienced is true masculine brotherhood the likes of which sissy pnp gays wouldn’t understand.

[PauLATINA-Rubio (Oficial) @MissMaluma]

So ahead of her time……millennials were too into Justin Bieber & Diplo and clean EDM still……if this came out today the tote bag neo-queers under 25 would be posting about getting the vinyl daily….she would get the Slayyter treatment…..oh Milanesa Cisneros….

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

i can’t wait until she releases a song i wanna listen to. i’m ready to stan mama, just need a little something to work with!

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i wanted him in every universe

[sunny @orIamccool]

you will hit translate on a korean tweet and face with the most incel post humanity has ever seen

[ian @w1theredfl0wers]

I KNEW someone from kpop was eventually gonna copy crank by slayyyter