Andre Malan

and when all else fails, demand trail by combat

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

The Rand performs: watch me slip, slip...now watch me Nene. Oee watch me watch me...#randhasfallen #nenehasfallen #southafrica #crying #sad

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@DewaldWasserfal neef, is jy vnand by die 18h00 show?

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@DewaldWasserfal ek dink jou oupa Johnnie en my oupa Pieter was neefs. Dis reg so, ek gaan sommer more gesertifiseerde afskrif maak!

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@DewaldWasserfal dis jou agter kleinneef hier. Gratis cd's vir familie, neh!

[Kaptein Kortbroek @tune_jou_once]

Die Vuvuzela is beter as die swing low kak. #once

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

all Man U fans after that Memphis goals @pieterm87 @_Janneman_14 #MANCLU #manU #oldtrafford #football #uefachampions

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@Elzane6 http://t.co/XYpalAwgWY

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@Vuks91

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

Wag al heelaand vir @DewaldWasserfal he has arrived! beste sanger in SA! #innibos #laeveld #amsterdam

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@Elzane6 The lawsuit is the first of its kind. http://t.co/6QadcMPkIi

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@Vuks91 Mate, just tell your wife http://t.co/UJ0SS9CtVk

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@pieterm87 Fucking Greg. http://t.co/wFflKGEkso

[Not Peter de Villiers @Coachdivvy]

We can intercept a ball but we cant intercept an international war criminal. #SSRugby #Bashir

[Lewis Pugh @LewisPugh]

"Every business is successful exactly to the extent that it does something others cannot."
― Peter Thiel

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@Vuks91 this baby is a whole 7 mins old & already fed up with life

[Jacaranda FM Newswatch @JacaNewswatch]

#NUMSA Cloete: SA once the toast of the world for its profound peaceful democratic transition, is now incapable of feeding its own citizens

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@pieterm87 North Korea U20s lost 5-1 to Hungary U20s. But their news decided to report a 98-0 win to North Korea... http://t.co/mOTukb2slM

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

@Elzane6 somebodys girlfriend rented out a movie theater for his birthday so he can play fifa.. GIRLFRIEND GOALS http://t.co/Vfii3xMiyI

[Andre Malan @dremal64]

FIFA 16 Career Mode: Your star striker has been ruled out for 9 months due to pregnancy. @Vuks91 @_Janneman_14