Dren James

Writer. Wife. Mom. Cancer survivor.

[Dren James @dren123]

@FreeformTV OMG! He looks at her like I look at baked goods.

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@cecukemon @Simon_Ingari Chemo day is not the hard one. It kicks in about 3 days later. I saved my days for when I was really down.

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@KimiGoatanelli Americans gather here: Fam, just let them have this one. Have you seen their food? They need a win.

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@TheFigen_ It’s the cat for me 😂

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@happychelsea18 @Acyn Some people just aren’t going to get it. Even if it’s already built here, many of the raw materials aren’t available within our borders. They think we’re only getting fruits and veggies from Mexico.

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@keatingssixth Please follow up with your specialist. My malignancy was found by accident because of a cyst.

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@_Zeets This is what we mean by “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

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@beyoncegarden Is this why it takes 3 to 5 business days for it to move sometimes?

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@zackfursa This position is absolutely not available anymore.

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@watson_cbs Just saw your commercial. Just to be clear…You had Morris Chestnut roasting by an open fire…and played O Christmas Tree?

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@fightwithmemes @SixBrownChicks She’s forgetting that generation of trad women WARNED the next generation to always have means to support themselves.

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@Morbidful Or, hear me out, someone just watered the flowers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@Lolirosex @missuonmylips 😂 Y’all act like only kids are these mystical, isolated, lonely, free range singletons with no people skills, sitting on their possessions like Scrooge McDuck sits on his gold.

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@RickeySmiley She let you in that room? Oh you GROWN grown.

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@HumansNoContext Foaming hand soap. It’s mostly water.

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@SixBrownChicks Q3: I call BS. When my Apple Watch is off my wrist it locks up and it won’t give me anything but the time…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@emmavardy2 Excellent drawing. That tiger has sass. He’s definitely judging people. Bet those other pics were just plain boring.

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@barnesmilf “She took my arm! I don’t know how it happened!”

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@wrightmary123 I’m so sorry for your loss.

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Caitlin Clark got on @nbcsnl before @imcarolburnett. Let that sink in.