andre

your real's not real

[Edu✨ @EduMock]

Whenever someone talks about venezuela keep this in mind. Maduro is responsible for all of this:

- 36,800 victims of torture and state violence
- 18,305 political detainees
- 10,000 extrajudicial executions
- 468 murders in protests
- 8,000 registered human rights violations
- 8 million displaced Venezuelans
- 400 censored media outlets
- 90% of population in poverty
- 50% in extreme poverty
- 3 unrecognized presidential elections
- $3 minimum wage

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

The “anti-fascist no kings” people defending an actual fascist king is peak comedy

[VVperiodistas @VVperiodistas_]

¿Hay algo más indignante para un venezolano que venga un maldito zurdo que jamás ha vivido en Venezuela a explicarle que es lo mejor para Venezuela y para los venezolanos?

[Nate Friedman @NateFriedman97]

I showed a "no war with venzuela" protestor how venezuelans are celebrating in the streets.

brain.exe stopped working.

[El gordo edición @GordoEdicion]

- "A quienes dicen que a Estados Unidos solamente le interesa el petróleo, a esas personas les pregunto: ¿Qué creen que querían los rusos y los chinos? ¿La receta de las arepas?"

JJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJ, se pasó.

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

England fans in Frankfurt today.

This is quality… 👏🤣

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

“When a man can’t find a deep sense of meaning, they distract themselves with pleasure.” — Viktor Frankl

[kendall @ckendallgarrett]

35mm film boiled in red wine

[@notbylght @notbylght]

“everything happens Now”

[Jim O'Shaughnessy @jposhaughnessy]

Two thoughts from Matt Haig

“How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to feel time: write.
How to release time: breathe.”

“There is no standard normal. Normal is subjective. There are seven billion versions of normal on this planet.”

[pho @photonisdead]

ripples of consciousness: a series

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

When you bring your Glastonbury leftovers to Wimbledon

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Me: Hi yes I’d like a large coffee please

Europe:

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

“If you only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.”

Montesquieu said this 300 years ago. We’re still working on this one.

[andre @dresei_]

@madvillain666 @City_Xtra @ManCity Zinny catching strays for no reason

[Formula 1 @F1]

Has one lap ever contained so much emotion? 🍿

#AbuDhabiGP 🇦🇪 @redbullracing

[sabibi ♫•*¨*•.¸♪ ❤︎ @sabbox97]

It’s the way @chrislake threw down a three hour set until 5am in order to reach maximum ass throwing capacity for me

[andre @dresei_]

@MarinerIndy TENET

[The Fight Bubble @thefightbubble]

Cageside footage of Kamaru Usman knocking out Jorge Masvidal is simply breathtaking:

#UFC261