I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus

life is a big gay Rubik's cube and I'm big gay color blind

[ABC News @ABC]

WELCOME HOME: A soldier's worry her beloved dog wouldn't remember her while she was deployed in Africa quickly dissolved by the pup's unbelievably excited reaction. https://t.co/bQkFL965pb

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

I’d rather lose a lung than return to a post office ever
#JustTakeMyCrap

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@KateySagal Doctor Who, all of the Food Network holiday competitions shows, The Man in the High Castle, Orphan Black

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

@trutriciahelfer @bestfriends So say we all!
(Sorry I had to haha)

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

Giving Tuesday is November 27. Give today to have your gift counted, and help loving pets around the country go home for the holidays. https://t.co/qOewQO2RwR

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

@ThatKevinSmith
Apparently there was a Batsuit malfunction during this morning’s commute.
#Batballs #JusticeJewels #TacticalTesticles

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@MyFavMurder
No murders happening on this commute. The Caped Crusader is on the scene!
#Batballs #JusticeJewels #TacticalTesticles

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

@MC_Etching @tingedwords Omg omg omg

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Oh Cyber Monday release me from your siren song
#CyberMonday

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

I went searching for a Christmas movie to watch last night to start off the holiday season. Ended up watching Aliens. #GeekLife #ChristmasSeason

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

I was today years old when I realized today could be called Turkeve. #ThanksgivingEve #TurkEve

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

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[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

This thread. And I am so glad.

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

If somehow you missed this, just watch it. It will do your heart good.

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

@pants Those blue eyes make any bun experience worth it

[Brendan Reichs @BrendanReichs]

Every now and then I like to remind the world that Dolly Parton has donated 100 MILLION books to children. https://t.co/YArGRkpNim

[I Saw Mikey Kissing Santa Claus @dressedindumb]

@M_COVFEFE Yeah let’s drop that down to 11...
You can keep trying but being ‘insulted’ by someone like you is a compliment!