Drew

I'm the Life and Death of every party.

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

is it...about how she planned the crash

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

taco bell r&d, running out of ideas- “let’s just put some fuckin tenders in a crunchwrap”

me, smooth brained simpleton- “taco bell has done it again!”

[Jens Claessens @JensClaessens]

The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Our boy’s a star.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[Drew @drew_murray12]

@Ryan_Kartje Unfortunately I feel like Lincoln and Jim Calhoun have the same mindset

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Damn I guess there is something more effective than voting

[Drew @drew_murray12]

@BillyScafuri Grizzlies Over
They're winning 53+ games this year O/U hovering around 47

[Drew @drew_murray12]

CATEGORY 2!!! CATEGORY 2!!!

@WhatsWrightShow @DamonzaByrd

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I knew this take would get ratio’d, and all the Philly folks would kill me, and I didn’t care… because I knew I was right. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[𝐴𝐿𝐼𝐴 ✰ @aliasboard]

THAT KENDALL VIDEO WAS FROM THE FIJI HOTEL ROOM TO SOMEONE ON A DATING APP WHAT THE FUCK???????#loveislandusa

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

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[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

she was speechless when she woke up to her voicenote

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

zac efron watching himself in high school musical is like leonardo da vinci watching himself paint the mona lisa

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Jerry West checking out early to avoid seeing another Celtics championship is god-tier hater.

[Drew @drew_murray12]

Evergreen tweet

[amir @blumenfeld]

If the Celtics lose today it’s because their fans aren’t loud/proud enough of their team. Full stop.